Meth Heads of the SEC

MSN has a story about this new anti-drug campaign showing before/after shots of meth heads.  And actually these are not really “Before” shots because the subjects had already been arrested for drug use..  So I turned some of them into SEC fans.

UGA - I like the dedication to the center part making this gentlemen the Mark Richt of Meth Heads

Miss State -  I did not know that Meth made you blacker but Sylvester Croome would be proud or Leroy Hammond

Kentucky – Dewey probably should have stayed on Kentucky weed instead of the Meth

Auburn - “I feel asleep on my pizza” Anna Belle should have stuck with Cam Juice instead of shooting up Meth

Florida – Joni’s mullet.. need I say more

Bama – Denny Byrant Smith  started out looking like a sexual predator and then just a typical Bamar

Vandy – Whitney put her brain to use and figured out a way to wake up her lazy eye

Arkansas – Meth helped Bobbi Jean Sue move up the ranks with Walmart and fit in better at Arkansas games

Ole Miss – Harrold County DA’s daughter Scarlett  went from hanging out on the Grove to striping in Tupelo

South Carolina – Myrtle went from pulling for the Gamecocks to playing Games with cocks

UT – Bobby Ray started having to buy his own stuff after Fat Phil fired from the Vols

LSU – refusing to leave during Katrina Jean-Luc Miles toughed out for his beloved Tigers