When I was about 13 years old my Dad, Big Frank, took me and my buddy Ben shooting guns. He had taken us down to cedar creek hunting club and we were shooting some .22’a and had a big time!
Things started going south on the way home. We were pulling up to a red light when a black guy pulled up next to us and gave us ‘the finger.’
Ben said, ‘did that guy just flip us off?’ That is when Frank started to lose his shit. He asked, ‘DID HE JUST GIVE US THE FINGER?!? DID HE JUST GIVE US THE FINGER!!!!!’ Ben answered, yea, I think he did’
We were riding in the Izusu Trooper and at this point the black guys were taking a left (see illustration above) and when Frank gets confirmation from Ben that these guys actually did flip us off – then we take a left also, while not in turning lane. We see the guys take another left into McDonalds. Frank pulls into the police station.
Two Cops are outside and Frank tells them, ‘you see those guys over there, while pointing at the guys getting out of there car at McDonalds? They just gave me the finger and I’m going to give them 10 seconds to get their asses out of town or I’m going to hunt them down and kill them!’
so then we pull out of the police station and Frank pulls out a pistol and sits it on his lap.. Ben and I are getting fucking scared at this point.
Frank continues to scream at these guys and informs them that they have 10 seconds to get out of town or he is going to kill them… when we pull off the guys run to their car and were never to be seen again.
The End
The illustrations are crucial to the humor level of this story. Well done.
ReplyDeleteOf course this was the clean version.
ReplyDeleteVery limited number of profanities. How the hell does Frank get his point across with only one GD in the whole story?
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