Facebook Profile pictures has gotten my attention lately and I am trying to get a good handle on what profile pics mean.. Here is what I have come up with so far.
- Entire Family
- you have to ask your wife permission to do pretty much anything.. including using the restroom.
- Your Kid
- Odds are you are not liking the way you are looking these days… so instead of making YOUR profile picture you, you make it your kid because that's cuter.
(guess who the father of this little fella is?)
- Just Your Dog
- You are lonely and you don’t like the way you look. (exception to the rule is if your dog just dies)
I had no clue I feel in to this category until I went and looked at my old profile pictures… This is Daisy.
- Just niece/nephew
- Your gay (Reese, since you are in the pic. w/ your Nephews.. you got saved)
- Professional Engagement Photo
- Really? (see Entire Family description)
- Self portrait (w/ cleavage angle)
- Begging for some one to have chat sex with them
- Any Picture older than 15 years
- You have not aged very well… and probably have no current pictures because no one likes you
- Your Car
- You have a very small penis
Well done!
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