Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Pulley vs Lee Round 100

Why do you keep blaming Saban for the loss? Please explain to me - finally - this sick infatuation that you have with him. Last I checked he wasn't suited up & playing in the game. Did Saban fumble the ball into the end zone after a 50 yard catch & run? Did Saban drop the wide open play action pass in the end zone? Did Saban fumble after being sacked and cost Bama a field goal? Did Saban overrun the pass on the second play of the second half and give up the touchdown? If you answer yes to any of those questions, please do the following: Open mouth, insert gun and pull the effing trigger. Ingram, Richardson, McElroy and Barron would be the responsible parties. I had hoped to play nice with the Auburn fans the rest of the year, but it seems impossible now. The Barns are very quick to point out how many times they have won the Iron Bowl, so why don't you fucking act like you have been there before? Its like your boon ass qb running around acting a fool after the game. If that was an Alabama player, you would be all over him. So don't tell me about his winning personality, megawatt smile or any other line of bullshit. He is a cocky ass punk. The best player in college football - HANDS DOWN, but a cocky ass punk all the same.

Sincerly,

Crimson Colored, Mouth Breathing, Opinionated, Asshole....................

Pulley

31 comments:

  1. We rarely get female's perspective on the blog but I felt Traci's response to this was worthy enough to post. Since we are trapped in a hospital room together I am sharing with her every post, every comment, and even tweets from random people she has finally responded After reading her this post from Pulley here was her response.
    "I like it! I agree with pretty much everything he just said. I don't understand Anthony's infatuation with Saban or Alabama. Everything he tweets or says is about hating "Bamars" - I never had a problem with Auburn or Auburn fans until Anthony. I had a former Auburn QB in my wedding and now I hate Auburn worse than ever because I don't want to hear anthony's bullshit. I know it's hard to act like you have been there before when you hadn't, but give it a shot. I was personally at the Alabama 1992 National Championship and watched us beat a bunch of thugs from Miami and this Auburn team reminds me a lot of them and for a "good ol country boy" I'm shocked that you have embraced them like you have. I will pull for Auburn in the SEC championship game. I will pull for Auburn in the National Title game. But i will do this despite Anthony."

    holy shit! I swear to everything holy that Traci said every word of this.

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  2. I love your wife!! Greatest post ever.

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  3. I love Alabama and Nick Saban and Julie

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  4. For BP I have a couple of questions. Was George W. Bush in Iraq looking for WMD's? Was the CEO of BP operating the oil rig that spilled the oil? Do you get my point? Probably not. Let me break it down for you butt plug. Did Mike Shula pay Albert Means? Was Mike Shula on the offensive line that allowed Brodie to be sacked 94 times(in 1 game)?Where's Mike Shula if its the players to blame? Did the players you mentioned not play last year? WHO GOT CREDIT FOR LAST YEARS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP? Mike Shula? Are you scared that while Auburn may be 6-5 next year when Nick comes to town, that he may let us win again? Let me answer this one for you, YES U ARE. As for a no National Championship having Auburn fan, I will be just as happy as you were last year.Fuck the nation,I live in Alabama and in reality. I have one last question for anyone that reads this. Was it Nick Saban's team that blew a 24pt lead at home to their in state rival? Giving it to us is even better Thank You.

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  5. All valid points Mr. Lee. But you avoided the one question that I have been asking you for months: What is your infatuation (I like that word better than hatred) with Nick Saban? I am asking you an honest question here. Were you once an LSU fan that feels betrayed? Or are you a Dolphins fan that ultimately feels you got lied to when Saban said he wasn't coming to Alabama? The point of my post was two fold:

    1. You asked me why I hadn't come after you in a while and I felt that maybe you were lonely and in need of some attention.
    2. As Traci pointed out, you spew an awful lot of garbage directly towards Saban.

    Maybe you don't know this, but I was born in Alabama and spent about 15 years of my life there. I completely understand the Alabama - Auburn rivalry and the level of hatred that exists between the teams, fans, families, etc. I personally think that Shula got shafted and was made a fall guy. The Bama family completely turned their backs on a guy that was put into an almost impossible situation, but tried to make the most of it. For some reason you have it in your mind that I don't have the capacity to have a competent conversation about Alabama & Auburn. I hope that Auburn does win the NC this year and you should enjoy it. God knows that I loved having the bragging rights over the whole NATION last year, not just the state.

    Your final question actually proves my point dickbag. You don't ask if its Saban's fault that the lead was blown. You ask the very question that supports my statement: It was his TEAM.

    Your in Crimson Tide,

    Pulley

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  6. By no means did I mean any disrespect. Big time props from me Pulley.

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  7. Oh I know. I can imagine that you know how it feels to be outnumbered being a Tech & ACC fan. Not much love shown to either of those two things on the blog.

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  8. You two need a room with a rubber suit and ball gag???

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  9. I agree man. Had to drive over to Louisiana yesterday from Dallas and a good portion of the ESPN conversation centered around the BCS, automatic invites for bowls, strength of schedule, etc. It was mindless drivel but in the end it had me thinking just what you said. Play football, dissolve the conferences and let it play out however it may. And us SEC guys are all cocky as hell when it comes down to it, but.....we do have the hardware to back it up.

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  10. Move all comments to most recent post

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  11. Reese I can understand why you want dissolve the conferences so you wouldn't always 3rd or 4th best conference I can imagine that gets old. But look at it this way everyone else in the country can look at PJ and say wow he took GT to a Peach Bowl and then an Orange Bowl that is impressive. Nevermind he got crushed in both of them but thanks to the shittyness of the ACC at least you guys were there. I would LOVE to see that triple option in the SEC it would look a baby Wildebest trying to get away from a Cheetah.

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  12. Look here dickbag(thanks again Pulley for introducing that word to my limited vocabulary), Auburn went after PJ and he told them to GFY. Did you forget that? Also, I haven't been keeping up with the Vandy opening, but I did hear they were looking at Ivan Jasper, a PJ disciple. You don't want PJ bringing that shit into the SEC when he gets his linemen to where they are RS JR's and Sr's. Trust me, it's going to be a machine.

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  13. The only way Techs offense could ever be considered a "machine" is because your tight end is probably a mechanical engineer. By the way Auburn is thinking about making the day that PJ turned us down a school holiday.

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  14. Also Reese.....we would never get you confused with our SEC brethren. I just hate it you have to hear us talk about real football all year and then in the spring while we are talking recruiting all the Techies are pretending they are good at basketball. Kind of sad really.

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  15. Joe:
    If you can find on this blog anywhere that I have said GT won't get the athletes because it's too hard to get into then I'll let you shit on my foot. And don't use your blog creator power to make up some bogus comment by me. Winning will take care of everything and my boys are headed in the right direction.

    Pepper:
    When Malzhan goes to take a HC job you will be back in the place called mediocrity. You an I both know that. I also hate Paul Hewitt therefor I really stopped watching Tech Bball all together.


    To Joe and Pepper:
    One of you says my team has thugs and the other makes fun of my team for having smart players. Go "shake weight" each other to the Mighty SEC.

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  16. Reese that was quite possibly the worst comeback ever. Yes we seem to have trouble when good coaches leave after Bowden went undefeated we replaced him with Tubberville, who within 5 years went to 2 SEC championship games in the hardest conference in the country and went undefeated, and when he left we replaced him with Chizik who is playing in the SEC championship game in his second year, yeah I guess we don't have a good history of replacing successful coaches. But I will give you credit we were mediocre for one year so I guess your comment holds some water. Enjoy getting dusted in your third straight bowl game......what will it be this year the Humanitarian.com bowl?

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  17. Bowden: Cheated or won with players that cheated coming off the Dye era. Tell me if I'm wrong?

    Tubbs: Got a raw deal but they won with D. As far as I know he was a great defensive mind. He leaves and the D goes to shit. Tell me if I'm wrong.

    Chizz: He's a puppett. Like I said, Tubbs leaves and Auburn's D goes to shit. They do a complete reversal and start winning with O(thanks to Malzhan and the freak known as Cam). When Gus leaves WTF is gonna happen? Teddy Roof is not going to step up the D. Hell, the last shit spewing out of your mouth was The Chizz was a defensive mastermind. He's a fake. Gus is the reason for 'burns success. Let me know if you disagree?

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  18. 1. Bowden still won.

    2. Tubbs won with D but still won

    3. Gus wins with O still wins.

    4. Logical assumption the next guy will win maybe in a different way.

    5. Thank you for helping my argument and bringing up that even if we completely change our system we are good enough at evaluating coaches to get a great no one else wants.

    7. And win

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  19. When Gus leaves The Chizz will be gone within 2 years. Mark it down. You heard it here first.

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  20. Oh and I like how you said Gus wins with O and not The Chizz. We know who's team it is.

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  21. well you were talking about Gus that is why I mentioned him. Chiz is the guy gives a football team the intestinal fortitude to win 6 games when they were down by double digits. I would take Chiz over Gus 8 days a week. Speaking of Ted Roof and our defense if it is so shitty why do win the 4th quarter every time and not let QBs finish the game? Don't take it out on me because your coach thinks a forward pass is something you only do in your car on I-20.

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  22. you are on fire today with these comebacks.Did you break our your protractor to come up with that one?

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  23. Wow. This has turned into the Pecker & Reese show. Get off you high horse Brad. You reminded me countless times last year of the lucky breaks that Bama got and how without them we wouldn't have won the NC. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, all of the Barns act as if your team has donkey fucked everyone that they played and just run away with the games. I am not going to recount them, but there are 4 or 5 plays in the Iron Bowl that would have changed your entire season. That being said, excuses are like assholes: everybody has one and they all stink. But damn dude, quit acting as if Auburn is a group of superheroes. Act like you have been there before. If your statement that Auburn has had ONE mediocre year is true, why does the team and it's fans act like they have never been on the winning side before?

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  24. What the fuck are you talking about Pulley. Your lack of football knowledge and inability to pay attention baffle me sometimes. Reese and I are't really even talking about this season this started over me defending the SEC and then him talking about us losing a coach, I understand that as a Bammer fan you only have the ability to read a certain amount of words before your head hurts but try a little harder.

    28-27

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  25. The fact remains that you seem to think that Cam Newton and the Boon Squad are the greatest thing since sliced bread. That was the point of the post.

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  26. I know what post I am commenting under.

    "This has turned into the Pecker & Reese show. Get off you high horse Brad. You reminded me countless times last year of the lucky breaks that Bama got and how without them we wouldn't have won the NC. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, all of the Barns act as if your team has donkey fucked everyone that they played and just run away with the games."

    That is what you said I reminded you that me and Reese weren't even talking about this, or the National Championship, or that we had destroyed everyone actually I believe said 10 min ago we had 6 come from behind victories. Furthermore when 2 educated people are arguing you and jump in and make yourself look like a dumb ass I am not the one you need to be mad at.

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  27. No one is mad Pecker. And what two educated people were arguing? Surely you aren't considering yourself to be in that twosome are you? And FYI....my statement is a COMMENT to a post!! Get it right.

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  28. I may take my trusty adding machine and sum up the SAT scores for the three of you, and probably will not reach a perfect score.

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  29. i think 32 comment may set a record. lets move on. i think this horse is about dead. someone, including myself, try to post something new to get another topic going. lets let this one rest.

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  30. YES!! Starrett is out of hiding.

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