420

Today is April 20th also known as 4.20.  This number has significant meaning with in the pot smoking community.  Some people say its the international smoke time.  some people say its the day of the year that we should push for the legalization of marijuana.  Other dope smokers smoke so regularly that they are not sure what today’s date is anyway. 

Today always gets me to thinking about the legalization of Marijuana.  I’m curious of what the down falls would be.  I may be wrong but I’m not sure if I have ever heard of someone getting stoned and beating their wife and kids up and that seems to be a pretty regular occurrence with alcohol.  Cigarettes are estimated to kill over 2.5 million people a year (not sure how accurate that stat is but who cares, its a shit load of people) and they are obviously good enough to be legal.  So why not pot?

The legalization issue is normally where my conservative friends and myself seem to differ the most.  I cant, for the life of me, understand why its not legal and taxed. 

Also, today is Hitler’s Birthday – So if any of you are Jew Haters then I guess you can use 4.20 as a day to remember the biggest Jew Hater in history.  (I would hope that we dont have any Jew haters – Jesus was a Jew for Christ sake.  pun) 

Lebron James

Is it just me or is he one of the most cocky superstars out there? He is without a doubt the best player in the NBA right now and will possibly go down as the greatest ever, but to me he has zero class. All the dancing, flexing, shit talking, etc..... did Jordan ever do all of that crap? In my opinion, no. Jordan would just abuse you on offense, hound you on defense and drop 50 on you. The Cavaliers in general just come off as a bunch of punks. Maybe it's because they haven't been there before and just don't know how to handle themselves. This is a far cry from the days of Mark Price, Craig Ehlo and Brad Daugherty. I am tired of all of the Lebron slurping that goes on every time he plays. The dude is a freak of nature and sweats out more talent than a lot of people will ever have in their lifetime, but enough is enough. If you want to be an ambassador to the game, get rid of all of the side-show bullshit.

Happy Tuesday everyone!

College Football

I got to watch the A-Day game over the weekend and I am more ready for college football then ever before. Who else is ready to here the crack of the pads?? Bama looked pretty good in the scrimmage. If Ingram hadn't won the Heisman, I think there would be some serious competition for the starting running back position. The defense has me pretty nervous with only 2 returning starters and the special teams will be a huge question mark going into the season. I know this is a homer post, but I haven't seen or heard much about any of the other spring games. I did hear that UGAy booted one of their highly touted freshman quarterbacks. What is it with them these days? I believe that Auburn had their spring game this past weekend as well. Maybe Culpecker can give us a report. Other than that, bring on college football.

Loser

Take a look at a Dip Shit.  This guy, along with his buddy, was at the Phillies game the other night screaming as loud as they could profanity and were both obviously drunk.  They were sitting right behind a man with his family including his 11 year old daughter.  The man turned and asked the two to stop cussing and they continued.  The man’s partner got tossed from the game and this Dip Shit pictured above thought he would retaliate on the man and his family.  So he decided on what he thought would be a good way.  He then sticks two fingers down his throat and vomits all over the man and his 11 year old daughter.  Then the guy tries to escape before security could come but Philly fans were not going to stand for it.  The crowd around the dip shit grab him and starts beating the shit out of the guy until security arrived.  He is currently being held on a 35,000 bail.

Hats off to Philly fans.

Remember this guy......former Horseman.

Jim Nantz on Tiger

Source: Yahoo / Link is HERE – There are plenty of links in this article.  anything in red you can click

Before the Masters started, Tiger Woods told us that he had changed. His outbursts would be quieted, his club tossing would be softened and he was going to be a different guy on the golf course.

No matter if you bought that or not, it's true that the weekend brought out some of the old Tiger. He screamed "Tiger, you suck!," only to follow that up with a profanity unlike any other in the third round. On Sunday on the 13th,Woods screamed "Jesus Christ!" after a tee shot and he wasn't complimenting the man upstairs.

It wasn't something new with Tiger, but it is something he told us would be avoided in the future. Jim Nantz, the voice of CBS at the Masters, had a chance to talk with Mike Francesa of WFAN on Monday, and let it be known that he wasn't happy with the way Woods acted.

"If I said what he said on the air, I would be fired. I read in the USA Today and it was called “mild language.” Someone on my broadcast dismissed it as him having a camera in his face. Well, guess what? Phil Mickelson had a camera in his face all week and did you even hear him come close to approaching that? He didn’t hit every shot the way he wanted. Have you ever heard Arnold Palmer or Jack Nicklaus use that kind of language? What are the parameters between what’s right or wrong?"

Nantz then admitted that this isn't something that has disturbed him in the past, but the fact that Tiger promised us a change is why it rubbed him the wrong way. He mentioned that he doesn't speak perfectly, but when the red light is on, he has things he cannot say.

He also said that there are people watching the telecast that shouldn't be subjected to such profanities.

"How about the father and son who are standing right there by the tee? How about the hundreds of people who are around that tee who hear that? How about the hundreds of letters I’ve gotten through the years from people who have been outraged at the language they’ve heard there and have written me and said, ‘Why don’t you guys ever say something about that?’"

Nantz obviously has some great points here. If you're going to cuss when the cameras are rolling over a live broadcast, that is one thing, but when you tell us you won't and still do it, it sure makes you look bad. Especially for a guy trying to bulldoze his past image.

Thoughts on Tiger's return.....

I think that overall, Tiger played better than expected. Augusta is a true test of golf and after a 5 month layoff he finished at -11. Not too shabby for his first tournament of the year. The struggles that he had, in my opinion, are the same ones he normally deals with: sprayed the driver left & right and struggled with his putter. Tiger has always been a streaky putter and when he gets hot, it's lights out for the rest of the field. That being said, when he is off it is just the opposite. However, I am more interested in hearing peoples thoughts on the overall atmosphere of his return. I think that a lot of what Tiger said in his 3 or 4 interviews put him under the microscope even more. Telling everyone that he was going to tone down his outbursts - both good and bad - and be more humble on the course set him up for disaster. I don't know about you, but I live for those fist pumps that just about rip his arm out of socket and I like the emotion that he shows on the course. Take that away and you take away a big part of what makes Tiger....well....Tiger. No other golfer gets the coverage that he does. He has a camera & microphone on him just about every shot of every round. Let's be honest, would any of us like to have a camera crew following us during our rounds? My favorite quote that was caught on camera was "Tiger Woods....You Suck" after his tee shot at a par 3. How many of us have said that and much worse after a tee shot? All in all, I think that it will be back to golf from here on out. In my opinion, people need to get over it. Yeah, he let a lot of people down, especially the kids. But to me, that is where it needs to end. If you are an adult and Tiger Woods is your role model or hero, I feel sorry for you.

BamaJam

BamaJam is coming up on us very soon and I’m REALLY excited.  This is one of my favorite weekends of the year.  I absolutely love it.  From Thursday around 2 O’Clock till Sunday morning around 2 AM I will be having a blast.  This will be its 3rd year and my 3rd year.  Weather is a complete non-issue.  The first year it was the hottest 3 days you can possibly imagine.  They had people with water hoses that would skirt you to cool you off.  The dust and dirt would cake on you and almost everyone had black rings around their necks like some of the fat people you see at Walmart and I had a complete blast.  I took Parker and Rachel the 2nd night to see Old Crow Medicine show and we all danced the entire show.  Then went over to the other stage where Lynyrd Skynard was about to play and the crowd was getting a little crazy and since there were about 100,000 people there I thought we may want to go ahead and get the girls home.  (also, snuck back stage so we wouldn’t have to walk through the crowd and almost got hit by Trace Adkins on a golf cart)  the last night I went by myself to see Bocephus and rocked out and met a bunch of good people. (none of them i have spoken to since or could tell you any of their names)

Then last year we did it right.  We got Traci’s parents to keep the kids all weekend and Par-Ham and his wife, Gator and his girlfriend, and Traci and I did it up.    The first day it rained like hell.  (note that weather does not matter)  Mofro was like the 2nd or 3rd act on the first day and I was rocking as hard as I ever have.  Just JAMIN!!!  I took a nap (passed out) in the grass once the rain started after Mofro and this is how we started the weekend out.  The next day Robert Randolph melted my face off while everybody else was over listening to Jason Aldeen (speling – green tractor guy).   That night we closed it down with the Black Crowes and I will say, with out any hesitation, that Chris Robinson is the last true Rock Star!  Watching him perform in front of crowd that you couldn’t see the end of was just amazing.  Then on the last night Kid Rock closed it down.   Their were still plenty of families left over after Brooks and Dunn but when Kid Rock came out and said, “you aint never seen a motha fucka quite like this!”  all of the remaining children left with their parents and that was a good thing… 

This year we have several acts that I am looking forward to seeing.  First you have the “headliners” that I could really give a damn about ie Kenny Chesney, Dierks Bentley, Miranda Lambert etc..  But who I am looking forward to seeing the most is a group by the name of Lucero. 

Robert Earl Keen has always been one of my favorites

and I really can’t wait to see him.  I can just picture a beautiful day, with good people, “feelin’ good again” – really really excited about him. 

Another group that I have been listening to lately but have not been fortunate enough to see live is Blackberry Smoke. 

They seem right up my alley. 

Also I think Travis Tritt will put on a good show.  I love the Allman Brothers but am a little nervous about Greg Allman with out Dickie Betts.  Stoney Larue has got potential to be a really good show and Traci is looking forward to seeing Train sing “hey soul sister” but I watched Train open for Dave several several years back and I’m hoping they have gotten better live.  Zac Brown will also be there and its always fun to be able to tell people how he sang in my wedding.  Hank Jr is also returning and he if his show is half as good as the year before last then I will be horse from screaming, “hey man, them high heel sneckers….  AND THEY SURE DONT LOOK LIKE COWBOY BOOTS!!!!” 

All and all it is sure to be a very fun weekend and the fact that our house is 10 miles from the event makes it about as convenient as it can be. 

The Parhams are returning and I’m sure we will have other people show up for the weekend also. 

You are all invited and I hope to see you the first weekend in JUNE. 

Elite

We have 10 people in our Masters pool and 4 of them are in the top 90% of all perticpants on ESPN.  Greg is in the 98.9% and that is truly amazing, especially for a dip ship like Greg.

Culpepper didn’t even submit his team and Reese is thankful because he would be dead last if he had.  I spent most of the day at the top of the leader board but then went to shit. 

At the end of the first day - Pin High Right is sitting at –15 in the lead and Jimbo just one behind at –14.  Jody and Pulley are tied for 3rd at –13 and Pulley seems to think that he is going to win this thing.  The you have Traci at –11 feeling pretty good about her chances.  D Bailey (i dont know him) is tied with Joey at –10.  Then you have the bottom feeders, Reese and I, sitting at –8 and –9 respectfully. 

We will see who made changes to their team and now that Culpepper spotted us a day we will also see if anyone other than him finishes last.  This will make finishing last even more embarrassing if Pepper makes a run…

Instead of a funny clip, thought I would show one of the first Golf moments that I can remember.  (keep in mind.. I’m a “new comer:)

maybe, just maybe, we will be fortunate enough to witness something like this on Sunday. 

I know it is early

One of the great ambassadors of the game today shot –5 in the opening round today, I know it is the first round but oh how I would love to see Tom Watson have a chance on Sunday. After all he did almost win the British Open last year at the tender age of 59. I know most people are pulling for Tiger, Phil, or Ernie but when it comes to Augusta I get nostalgic and nothing would make me happier then Tom and Freddie being in the last group on Sunday. Probably won’t happen but if it did it would be my favorite Masters ever. 

Masters

Why the hell don’t the Masters get full coverage?  Is CBS having to pay to much for March Madness?  This Tourney should be getting coverage from bell to bell.  Either on USA, ESPN 2, ESPN U, ESPN CLASSIC, or any0ther network.  I got to wait till 2 O’Clock to watch…  Anyway, I gots the internets so I be kooo. 

I got real aggressive on my Masters team.  I used Eliott as a consultant so if and when I win – I will be giving props to E.P.  We didn’t go with people that we wanted to make sure would make the cut.  Since you can change your team at the end of every day we decided to go with people that were likly to give us birdies.  And we already have a birdie on #1. 

If you picked Tiger today then you are a moron.  He has never shot below 70 on the first round of the Masters.  I actually think he has a better chance to miss the cut than to win and I can not believe that he is getting 4/5 odds to win this thing.  I mean really, and this is coming from the “new comer” that thinks he is the greatest ever. 

Phil and Ernie are both getting 2/1 with Harrington coming in just a shad higher at 11/4.  I don’t think you are getting good money on any of these players.  

Then in the next tier you got Furyk at 11/2 and  Stricker at 7/2, Casey and Goosen at 9/2 – still dont think you are getting good enough money to make this a smart wager. 

In my mind when wagering on an event like this you want to get the most out of your money.  So the 3rd tier of odds are who I would go after. Now obviously their is a reason they are getting these odds so your not trying to pick the winner, your trying to pick the guy with the best chance to win that will pay the most. 

My pick to win the Masters (that will pay the most) is Sean O’Hair at 10/1 odds.  

If you are going to join in this discussion then plan on having a pick – and dont give me no B.S. 2/1 pick.  I want a sleeper. 

With out question, The greatest Golf movie EVER!!

As I said yesterday, I will be posting Golf clips for the rest of this week.  The jackass clip was pretty funny but this one should bring back some good memories… 

If anyone disagrees that this is not the Greatest Golf Movie Ever then do yourself a favor and keep it to yourself.  You will look like a clown if you publicly disagree with this. 

Idol

Idol was kind of crazy last night.  This is back to back weeks that I didn’t think Bowersox did the best.  Casey’s performance was the first time in Idol history that I actually watched a performance twice.  Really, I thought he nailed it.  And then Lee, to close the show, brings out a bag pipe player and rocked out to “hey Jude” – Simon and the rest of the judges didn’t like the bag pipe player but I loved it.  Big Mike (who I don’t like) still gets good things from the judges so I’m thinking right now that these are the Final 4 w/ Bowersox getting a 1 seed, Lee getting a 2 seed, Casey a 3 seed, and Mike a 4 seed.  So who wins?  They need to go ahead a kick the rest of the people off the show.  I mean the that one chick had a decent night but I don’t even know her name – that said, I’m starting to lose interest in it.  They just draaaaagggg it out to long man.  I mean last night I missed Dancing with the Stars because I had to sit through 5 shit dicks singing that have no business still being on this show.  

Masters

The Masters are upon us and I can not remember a major with this much anticipation.   Tiger is obviously the talk of Augusta and some people seem to think that this will distract Tiger.  Listen, when was the last Masters Tiger played in that all the talk wasn’t about him?  He knows how to handle this and I don’t think he has ever been this focused.  So many people are saying how much of a distraction his personal life will be this weekend..  The guy obviously had some distractions going on before.  I mean really, he was texting porn stars about anal sex before.  I would say that would be a little bit of a distraction.  I’m pulling for him.  He asked for my forgiveness and I said, “you got it Tiger.” 

When I think about making a 100 million  a year, I have to accept the fact that I would probably make some mistakes.  I would hope that sleeping with attractive women all over the world wouldn’t be one of them (unless I was not married, then this is exactly what I would be doing) but I have no doubt that I would screw up some things.  I’m sure I would hurt some peoples feelings getting caught up in my own greed and not holding myself to the same standard as everyone else.  And when this happened I would hope that the people that I did effect on would find it in themselves to forgive me.  I’m not suggesting that he does not disserve some consequences, but isn’t that for him and God, I mean Buddha, to take up? 

So moving on to Tiger and the Masters.  How is he going to do?  Do you care?  Are you pulling for him?  Are you pulling against him?  Are you tired of hearing his name?  If you are not pulling for him, then  who are you pulling for? 

Its Masters Week so lets have some Masters talk.  I also will be trying to post Golf related videos this week. 

Census Guy

I dont know if this story has any truth to it at all but either way its pretty funny.  I will tell the short version.  Mother of an Autistic kid gets a call from her son and he says, “thrsandwarfher canikeepem” The mother is not sure what the little boy was saying so she just says, “sure honey.”  Then the mother gets home and hears something in the closet.  She opens the door and there is a midget from the census standing in the closet.  He appears to be scared to death.  He explained that when he knocked on the door the kid grabbed him, brought him inside and called her to say that there is a dwarf here – can i keep him. 

Damn It!

I was really enjoying the game last night.  Traci and the girls went to bed and I was up by myself.  Man this game is good, this is what we have been waiting for.  I good, fundimental, basketball game with no thugs.   Then, with about 12 minutes to go in the 2nd half, my eyes start to get to real heavy..   The last thing I saw was 8 min. to go and then I woke up to the news.  I was so pissed off, especially, when I found out how it ended.  So, I’m sorry to say, I can not give you much thoughts on the game it self but I can offer these things from last night.

1) Wasn’t it fun to watch a National Title game with no thugs? 

2) When coach K took the Duke job – Butlers head coach was 3.

3) Saw the highlights of Evan Turner winning his award and their is a pretty big difference in his mother and Nolan Smith’s mother.  Mrs. Turner appeared to have – just had her hair did and wanted to go to churches to celebrate, maybe even get extra bbq sauce.   Nolan’s mother, on the other hand, appeared that her kid, well, went to Duke. 

4) Butler’s mascot is much cooler than Dukes.

5) Clark Kellogg did a great job, but he did slip up and drop a “strenf” one time. 

6) Was happy to see Da’sean Butler at half time.  I said it on sunday, this kid needs to be getting some press and I give CBS a thumbs up for having him on at halftime.  Da’sean is everything that is right in college basketball.

Braves crushed the cubbies yesterday and in case you have not.. JASON HEYWARD IS THE REAL DEAL!!!  kid jacks one out on his first major league at bat making him like the youngest player to hit a homer on his first major league at bat since the 50’s or something.  (i’m not totally sure about that record but i saw where it was a big deal)   The Braves pitching looked suspect but I was more worried about the bats and that didn’t seem to be an issue yesterday.

Dawgs cleared in Taxigate incident.

Turns out only one of the four black guys in the taxi was a football player. And he was trying to play peacemaker during the incident. So there you go, the thugs were actually a few guys from Heard County. On another note, Richt kicked Montez Robinson off the team on Sunday. This guy has been in trouble since he arrived on campus. He was a highly recruited DE from up north, but he seems to have anger management problems and has problems with women. Oh well, hope the kid gets his head on his shoulders because right now he's on a path to the state pen.

On “Ga Thug” issue

or Alleged Ga Thug issue.  I want to say that I’m not sure kicking them off the team is a fitting punishment.  Lets be clear here.  The guys didn’t even harm anyone.  They bitch slapped some body and talked shit to his wife.  I’m not sure that disserves being removed from the team for ever.  And lets be clear that this is an ALLEGED event and that as of right now their still have not been any charges filled and how hard is it to find pictures of every player on the team.  I mean really, how hard would it be to get a media guide and ask the people to point at the guys who did it?  they were in a cab for christ sake, I’m sure they got a good look at them.  And the fact that no charges have been filled makes me think even less of the story. Lets be clear that their are 3 sides to every story.  I think that it wouldn’t be fair to say lets kick these guys off the team based on a story from someone that had obviously been drinking and was quick to judge these guys as football players but didn’t even know who they were.   I mean really, do you think that a Football player in the middle of spring practice would be out after curfew eating hotdogs getting drunk and slapping people around in cabs?  I will not assume that the guy is telling the truth and I will not assume that they are even football players.  But if it turns out that they are and the story was close to the truth – then suspend for the first 2 games.   Just my 2 cents. 

UGA thugs

OK so we all realize all UGA players are thugs. It matters not that they are animals, but that they can run fast and talk shit like a bunch of inbreeds. I came across THIS (click the link)today and with it being April fools I didn't know to believe it or take it as a joke. It's kind of like "The boy who cried wolf". These punks have done so much shit in the past that this doesn't really shock me. So I ask is this real or fake??????

Added pic just to get some views.

Tony Barbee

Barbee is Auburn’s new basketball coach.  He was a GA under Calipari at UMASS and then Caps went and tried the pros out.  When Caps got the job at Memphis he hired Barbee as an asst. and he stayed with him for 6 years.  Barbee was with Caps when they landed Marcus Camby who ended up being the reason for Caps first run in with the NCAA.  Caps next run in was with Dereck Rose and Barbee was also with Caps during this.  If something smells like shit, and taste like shit, then its probably shit.  Culpepper said that he didn’t think UTEP would hire someone that would be a risky hire and that argument just went to crap when they hired Tim Floyd who is the guy that with OJ Mayo is getting USC in trouble.  One of Barbee’s Utep players is turning pro this year, early, and this is what he said.. “I never thought that I would be in college. Especially being in college this long.”  Perfect example of the type of players that Auburn can expect to get. 

I take a lot of heat from Bamars about Auburn being my second team and probably rightfully so.  I was really hoping that Auburn would get the right guy here but I don’t think that Jay Jacobs did his job.  Auburn is a football school just like USC.  And I think its kind of funny that Tim Floyd did follow in Barbee’s steps taking the UTEP job because I have a feeling that Barbee is going to follow in Floyds steps by getting Auburn on probation.  

The Real March Madness

Ok guys the official "March Madness" has begun (2010 chick braket). Go to joxfm.com (or click HERE and you will go to it)to play a long, every vote counts. Also I would like to hear who everyone thinks will take home this years Championship. Happy Voting.

Wednesday’s quick bits

Dont have much time today but here is a couple of quick things that are on my mind…

If the basketball Tourney can expand to 96 teams when absolutely no one is in the world is complaining about the format now, then what makes you think that college football would stay at 8 teams for long.  Anytime you say I want a college football playoff, i want you to say that you want a 32 team playoff, cause thats where it will end up.  And if you can say that, then we just aint on the same page.  (kinda like - I’m smart and your a retard)

Vivid Entertainment is producing a video with Mindy McCready in a sex tape.  If you dont remember, this is the chick that Roger Clemons was banging and according to Vivid, Mindy will be talking about other celebrities she has banged.  What a classy lady.  I said she was a slut when i first heard her.  ( And check out her bulge)

How in the hell did Kate not get knocked off Dancing with the Stars last night?  DAMN IT!!!  Pam Anderson is in the bottom two??? I will be very upset if i have to watch that box of a body Kate instead of my old high school sock girlfriend Pam Anderson.

Lee was the best on American Idol last night by far.  I still like my girl Crystal to win but she needs to go back to the guitar and hippie look.   she can not pull off the dress and high heels.  she looked like a Christian mission model.  I also thought that Casey did pretty good last night.

GOD i cant wait for some sports.  These are becoming the gayest posts and The blog is going to hell in a hand basket.  Baseball season starts Sunday and I pumped – I plan on being you source for Braves news. 

More Tuesday stuff

Check Pete Rose out.  Guy is pushing 70 and is hooking up with Kiana Kim (who would have guessed her last name was kim?)  Anyway, she is gong to be in April’s Playboy.  I’d have to say that Pete has done pretty good for himself.  And Kiana Rose just sounds like a better name.  

Tuesdays notes

Kate (from jon and kate plus 8 minus jon) was on dancing with the stars last night and holy shit i dont think she could have done any worse.  It was really bad.  I had fallen asleep watching Fox news telling me that we will be a communist country if we dont vote republicans in when traci came in and showed me her dance (thank god for dvr – yes we dvr dancing with the stars) and i started giggling but then it got awkward.  during the crowd shots you could see on people’s faces the look of pain.  When Bruno spoke about the song (it was the elton john song that bruno made his debut as a fag dancer) i think he took it personal.  I have to say that i was happy that Kate made a complete ass out of herself.  I hate her.  I hate the way she used her 8 half china kids to make millions and drove her husband away then made millions on the fact that she had been cheated on.  Maybe if she hadn’t been such a bitch jon wouldn't have gone banging that college girl.

Ricky Martin is a petter puffer.  He is out of the closet and saying “HE bangs, He bangs!”  (thats wasnt even close to funny, i’m sorry)  Ricky is out of the closet and gay.  He says on his blog that he is a “fortunate homosexual man.”   uhhhh, ok man.  Fortunate?  dude, we knew you were gay back in the day and now you are irrelevant so we don't care.  so go smoke on the pole. 

Stay tuned because I got some other stuff i need to talk about

Autism and Basketball

Update on the story of the kid that had the perfect bracket.  It was true.  It was perfect.  The Butler Bulldogs was his first loss and he also had Purdue winning.  So his bracket is still great, and he still has autism, but he does not have a perfect bracket – anymore.  CBS.sports is where he filled his bracket out, and they allow you to change your bracket once the tourney starts (which is bullshit), but his family insists that he didn’t.  I watched an interview with the kid and he said, “I like to watch basketball.”  So it appears to me that the kid is telling the truth.  Hermann also said. "I'm good at math. I'm kind of good at math and at stats I see on TV during the game.”  Well which is it Alex, are you good at math or kind of good at math? 

But I have to say, this kid aint got shit on J-Mac.  You may remember him as, “Hotter than a pisthal” – Roll the tape. 

Take that bracket boy. 

Jessie James

Just in case you hadn’t heard, Jesse James had a affair with a lady named Michelle “Bombshell.”     So I thought I would inform you guys of who it is that Ol’ Jessie James has been hooking up with.  She classifies herself as a “evil cunt” and I think that pretty much sums it up.  Any woman that calls herself that I’m really not sure if we need to discuss her political affiliation.  I do know that she wants to legalize marijuana, and probably several other things.  She has a paid website and it only became a paid website very recently, like this past Tuesday.  So obviously she is going to try and make a little bit of money on this deal.  I’m sorry to say, but I did not join this website, even though it was only $9.95 -but it did have some good “teasers” to try and get you to join.  Other than what she calls herself, EC, she also seems very angry in some of her quotes.  I’m really not sure how someone can go from Sandra Bullock to Bombshell, but a better question is why the hell would you want to?  I mean don’t get wrong here, the Bombshell is sexy as hell but Sandra Bullock just seems a little bit cleaner.  And maybe, just maybe, Sandra has had a few less sex partners than  her counter part.  I’m not suggesting that the bombshell is a slut, but I will go with my gut here and guess that she may have had just a few more partners.  So why did Jessie go with the freak? Or am I off base here?  Do you guys think I’m crazy for picking Sandra over the Bombshell?  Give me your thoughts?   

You tell me this picture of Sandra in the chair is not the sexiest picture up here? And she is wearing blue jeans and a long sleeve shirt…  I mean really, I would rather look at this picture than the one with freak show topless. 

Disclaimer:  I have no problem at all with women getting tattoos and I do think that the freak has nicer breast. 

Everyone is chasing that “American Dream”

Although a sworn enemy of the four horseman one of my Idols growing up and one of if not the most entertaining men of all time. So everybody speak up, when you were growing up who’s side where you on The 4 Horsemen or the American Dream’s?

4 Horse Men

One of the the most knowledgeable people in world, in regards to the 4 Horse Men, is a fellow by the name of Michael Gunn.  I got the opportunity to meet Mr. Gunn once and was blown away by his knowledge of the Horse Men.  He could carry on a conversation between Flair and Rhodes portraying both better than Heath Ledger did the joker in Batman.  Mr. Gunn spoke of Flair and told stories in first person and I believe he could have been with Flair personally threw out the glory days of the Horse Men.  I am trying to track Mr. Gunn down and maybe, just maybe, he could bless us as a guest author on Southern Fried and share some of his in depth knowledge of what could be one of the powerful and influential group of men since the Beatles.

It is rumored that Mr. Gunn is the lone nephew of James J. “J.J.” Dillon, the former manager of the Horsemen and if you get the opportunity to speak with Mr. Gunn you can hear “J.J.” in his voice.  

Reese is working on a piece right now in regards to the Horse Men and in Reese’s intelligent opinion, if Jesus, Karl Marx, Muhammad, and Buddha got in the ring with the Horsemen then the Horse Men would have won and changed religious views world wide.  I look forward to reading his piece. 

Oh yea baby

New Look

I switched the look up a little bit.  If I got tried of seeing that picture of me, even though it was of the biggest red snapper any reader has ever seen, then I know you guys did.  Hope yall like the chose of the 4 Horsemen.  They could be the greatest group of men in the world. 

The Cuse just went down to Butler and this tourney just keeps on getting crazy.  I cant remember right off hand but I don’t think that I have ever had a worse bracket.  Spoke with a friend tonight and he said that some kid still has a perfect bracket going into tonight’s games.  I’m not sure if I believe it but I’m looking into it.  What made the story  even better is the kid is autistic.  Said he could do a rubics cube in like 7 turns.  I dont know, seems far fetched but the kid has Purdue winning it all.  Maybe I will find this story and it will have a picture of him. 

Got a new laptop and it has a cool “blogger tool” where it makes it really easy to do post.  So look forward to seeing more and more post.  The kola bear was one of the pictures that was already on the computer and I wanted to try out the picture upload part so I picked it…  Cute little booger, dont you think?

Richt visits V Tech

Coach Richt visited Virgina's strength staff last thursday and friday to get ideas for improvement. This is confirmation that Richt's offer to Bud Foster was a way to get the guy a raise. Are you going to tell me that after a coach tried to steal a long time assistant of a program then 3 months later that same program would welcome that staff to their facilities and give them ways to improve? I dont have a problem with Richt getting him a raise, it just kinda pissed me off when the media was making it out that the Dawgs kept getting turned down time and time again. i believe that Kirby was the only person that turned us down and i do believe that it was a tough decision for him and i dont blame him for making the decision that he did.

Hump Day

Just Great! Now W Va point guard's is out for the tourney... Which is perfect for me since i got them in my final four. maybe this year i could get all me F4 teams knocked out. That would be fun...

Joe Biden thought that the Health Care bill was a "big fucking deal"

Looks like St Johns is a more appealing job than Ga Tech... That has to hurt.

Idol sucked balls last night. Their is only one person on that show and thats my girls Crystal. She rocked it out to "me and bobby mcgee"

"US and Canadian consumer watchdogs announced the recall along with Infantino of two infant carriers, the SlingRider and Wendy Bellissimo." They also said that the slings were deadly. I dont like anything that a parent needs to carry a baby that has to look cool. your a parent now, whether you like it or not, you are no longer cool so stop with it. carry your baby, stroll your baby, or lay the baby down and let the little bastard cry...

i'll try and hook up some more stuff later.

Brackets Busted

I am going to vent. I am going to rationalize why my bracket is busted. I want to warn you that if your bracket is still looking good then you may want to stop reading right now. This is bullshit! I guarantee that every jack ass that is bragging this morning about how good his bracket is, then he did watch a entire basketball game this year and needs to be punched in the face. This year’s bracket is luck, nothing else.

Ok, Now that I’m off my soap box, what a hell of a weekend of basketball. This is why we love March Madness. Watching teams that you have never heard of, never seen, never even saw a high light reel on sports center – take down some of the best teams in the nation.

East
I said before the Tourney started that Kentucky would be the first 1 seed to go down. I gave the reasons why and now I’m starting to think that this team just might be dumb enough to win it all this year. They don’t care. They are just going out and straight up ballin out. Cornell’s white boys will have their hands full. The good thing for them is they probably want be able to understand what Cousins and Wall are saying to them. Washington has the talent, they were pre-season in the Top 25 for a reason but they will be facing a stingy W Va team so in the East its looking like a 1,2 elite 8 match up.

South
I still like the Dukies chance to make it but they have a tough Purdue team. This game wouldn’t surprise me either way but you have to lean towards Duke. Baylor and St Marys I have Baylor in my bracket so St Marys is Cod Lock. St Marys is the double digit seed that I think could make it to the next round.

West
I’m starting to, maybe, believe in Kansas State some but Xavier aint no joke. Pitt played a hell of game last night and Xavier just wouldn’t lose. They are not the kind of team you want to play so I’m really looking forward to this game. The winner will face who ever comes out of the Butler/Cuse game and I believe whole heartedly that Butler is good enough to win. I have Cuse in my bracket so go w/ Butler.

MidWest
Is Tennessee good enough to beat Ohio State? If they are then they would have Mich St/N Iowa next to get to the Final 4. I did pick Mich St to go this far but I had them losing to Kansas. In the future I plan on picking Izzo to the final 4 no matter what.

Day 3

Favorite
St Mary’s vs Nova – Nova is sitting @ a 5 ½ pt favorite – St Mary’s showed that they can ball and Nova has not played good at all down the stretch. Going into overtime as a 2 seed in the first round with everyone watching is probably why this line isn’t a little higher. I think Nova covers

Favorite
Ohio Tennessee with UT -8 ½ - Ohio just won the National Title in their minds. They upset a George Town team that couldn’t hit a barn with a shot gun but lets not forget that Ohio was a 9 seed in their conference tourney and had to win it to get in… After UT got a scare from San Diego St I think the Vols pull away here.

Dog
Old Dominion and Baylor – Baylor is a 4 ½ pt favorite but I think ODU is experienced enough and good enough to play with them. I have a lot of respect for Baylor and the Big 12 but think ODU takes them down to the wire and covers the number

Dog
Wake Forest Kentucky – UK -9 playing a Wake team that is coming in from an ACC conference that didn’t get much respect this year but obviously the ACC is a little better than advertised. Wake keeps it close enough to cover the 9

Favorite
BYU Kansas St – Kansas st is a 4 ½ pt favorite and BYU has some kids that can ball. I don’t think that BYU has played a team that is as physical as Kansas ST and I think they get into foul trouble trying to match State and get into foul trouble. The Mormons are not near as deep as State and that’s why State covers the number

Dog
Northern Iowa vs Kansas with Kansas as a 11 ½ pt favorite. Kansas, in my mind, is the best team in this tourney. They are the deepest team in this tourney. They are the most experienced team in this tourney BUT this N Iowa team can shoot 3’s and they will not give up. I can easily see NI down by 20 with 3 minutes to go and come back and make this a single digit game. Get the points here.

Favorite
Murray State Butler – Toss up but im leaning towards Butler

Dog
Washington New Mexico – I like NM but Washington has a lot more talent than they have shown this year and they may just be peaking at the right time. I still think that New Mexico wins but when you have an 11 seed as a favorite over 3 seed then it screams Trap Game! So stay away.

Day 2

WOW!!! what a day of basketball yesterday.

A lot of close games today according to Vegas.. here are the ones that will end up being close and the ones that will not be

12:25
Xavier Minnesota - 6/11 seed where the 6 seed is a DOG!! For real people. Zavier, sorry, I mean Xavier is a lot better than a exhausted Golpher team that had to make a run in the Big 10 to get in the Tourney. Take Xavier here and win Big

12:30
Temple Cornell - A lot people are taking the 12 seed ivy league school here, don’t do it. Temple should have been a 4 seed (maybe a 3) and a ivy league school hasn’t won a Tourney game since the mid 90's. Lay the 4 and take the Chalk.

2:30
Siena Purdue - Purdue is a 4 seed that isn’t the same team that is getting a 4 seed. This is the game where the 13 seed should actually be the favorite. Take Siena and get the 4 points but you dont need them. If the money line is attractive enough then jump on it or you can take the points for insurance

2:35
Clemson Mizzo - 7/10 tight match up here. this is a flip a coin type game. Coach Oliver does not have a good tourney resume' and Mizzo is coming out of good Big 12 this year... Its up to you on this one. Is Clemson getting a 7 because of the ACC which is down? Or are they better. Vegas has Clemson at -1 1/2 and I got Mizzo in my bracket but i tell you, this is going to be a tight game

4:45
Texas A&M Utah St - another good 5/12 match up where the 12 is getting a little to much respect. A&M is really really good. They bash Utah St in this game and are only laying 3 1/2. COD LOCK!!

7:10
Gonzaga Florida State - 8/9 match ups are historically good games and this one will be also. I got FSU in my bracket but will not be surprised at who ever wins this game. Vegas has FSU -1 1/2

7:15
Oklahoma State Ga Tech - I think GT is one of the most talented teams in America this year but I have no faith in their coach. I watched several games this year where I thought that I could have done a better job coaching, yea really. Any way, OSU is a 1 1/2 pt favorite. I have OSU in my bracket, but again, I wouldn’t be surprised to see GT go on beat Ohio St or get killed against OSU. (If OSU wins this game then they will play OSU the next game. OSU vs. OSU)

9:45
California Louy - Cal is a 1 1/2 pt favorite and it all depends on which Louy team shows up. I got Louy in my bracket but wouldn’t bet on this game.

Proof

Here is PROOF that UGA fans are a bunch of Animals

Day 1

AT 12:25
Old Dominion will upset Notre Dame in the 11/6 seed match to get this Tourney off to a great start. ODU will send the Irish packing. The 11/6 will be the previous years 12/5 match up. I got half the 6 seeds going down in the first round and I have zero 5 seeds losing.

AT 2:50
Richmond will pull away late against St Marys in the 10/7 seed match up. This line is Richmond -2 ½ so Vegas thinks this game will be very close but I see Richmond puling away late. Take the favorite in this one and watch the 7 seed move on.

AT 4:45
BUTLER will have their hands full with UTEP in the 12/5 match up but as I said earlier, all 5 seeds will move on. So take Butler and lay the 2 ½ points.

AT 7:20
MARQUETTE is only a 1 ½ pt favorite over a Washington team that shouldn’t even be playing in this tourney. The A-10 is a better basketball conference than the Pac-10 this year and you get a Big East school, a good Big East School, playing a Washington team that might not have even been invited to the NIT and you get them at basically a pick em… take Marquette and take them big. THIS IS A COD LOCK!!!!

AT 9:45
My 2nd 11/6 upset. Tennessee vs. San Diego State – SDS is the worst free throw shooting team in the Nation and Bruce Pearl will take advantage of this but with Vegas only giving SDS 3 ½ obviously they see an upset potential here also.

American Idol

Idol is not that good this year. And I will admit it, I am a pretty big Idol fan. I know the names, I have my favorites, I enjoy Simon’s comments, but this years talent isn’t that good. First let me preface this with I have absolutely no musical abilities. I only go by what sounds good to me and these people don’t sound very good and since we are fixin to be over taken with basketball I thought I would take a little sports break and give you my American Idol break down.

After they narrowed it down to 12 I lost several people that I thought would make it to the top 12 but here are the remaining ones that I like…
1-Crystal Bowersox (white girl, dreadlocks, and nasty teeth) – this girl can really sing. She looks like someone you would see after a Georgia game playing on the street corner but if they spent like 15 – 20 grand a this girl they could make her look good enough. If she wins I will feel a lot better about Idol picking the best singer based on vocals not looks.
2-Lee Dewyze (Paint Store guy) – he doesn’t blow you away but he is someone that seems like would have a good album not just a good single. Reminds of me of kinda counting crows. You remember that yellow cd of theirs with “round here”? every song on that album was good. I think lee is kind of the same way. Maybe not someone that will have a HUGE hit but someone that will put out a decent album.
3-Didi Benami (Hot chick) this chick has the looks and the voice. She is sexy as hell and has one of those sweet little innocent voices that you don’t really like listening to for an extended period of time but the whole time you are listening you can hear her saying things to you and all of a sudden you have no clue what she is singing because all your hearing are the things your making up of what she is saying to you…. I think she has a good shot.
4-Andrew Garcia (Mexican with tattoo on his neck) –This Mexican has a good voice but he just hasn’t blown me away. His looks don’t go with his voice. I think he tries to hard by singing stupid shit and trying to make it his own. I see this guy as a real good open mic night host
5-Casey James (goober that thinks he is cool) another decent voice. DECENT !! that what this show is full of. He is kind of cute (I hope I didn’t just say that out loud) when his hair is down but American Idol should be about who sings the best not who is the cutest. That’s why Casey sits in 5th place in my book. He needs to show out or go home.

Anyone other than these 5 people make it to the final 3 then i will never watch Idol again.

Ok, I just read this article after I was finished and had no clue how gay I am. I am going to post it anyway because I am secure enough in my sexuality to be able to write something like this… GFY!

Funny thought. I was thinking about the time that Starrett and I were talking about his personal issues at Elliot’s house after everyone had gone to bed and out of no where someone (initials MK) gets up and goes over to the corner and starts pissing. Starrett and I ask him what he is doing and then he stops, goes into the bathroom and pisses all over the shower curtain – comes out and goes right back to bed. Good times. Good times.

Joe your picks suck

Brackets

My brackets are filled out… and then filled out again… then again.. and yet again. This year I did keep my first bracket to see if next year I should just go with my gut. I do have to admit that I did go with a lot of chalk this year. Didnt really go out on a limb like I have seen others do. Like picking Louy to beat Duke in the 2nd round, come on. 8 seeds are 9 and 37 vs. 1 seeds and 9 seeds are an even worse going 3 and 51 vs 1 seeds. These are the numbers I looked at when filling out my bracket. When a seed has a 88% winning percentage against anther seed then I went with the 88… I also did something totally different this year by picking my elite 8 first. Before the bracket came out I picked out my favorite 10 teams and put them in order. I found these teams in order and put them in their rightful spot in their region. New Mexico vs. W. Va was the only two teams in my top 8 that have a game against each other before the Elite 8 and I went with W. Va. UK will not make the Final 4. So if you want to get crazy with a 1 seed let Kentucky be the one that you get crazy with. UK will start their run (or lack there of) with East Tenn St… ok then after that they will play Texas who was ranked number 1 in the nation at one time this year. Then after that they will play Wisconsin (or Temple but prolly Wisc) who has beaten a lot of good teams this year. Go look at Wisconsin’s quality wins and compare to any other 4 seed and tell me that they are not the best 4 seed out there. After that then they will play W. Va who most think should have gotten a 1 seed themselves.. all this just to get to the final four to play 2 more games against the best in the Nation. Not gonna happen. Especially not with ture freshman like Cousins. Do you really think Cousins gives 2 shits what Caps says.. This kid has 5 or 6 games left before he “formally” signs with an agent and makes millions. Sorry, there is a reason Caps doesn’t win it all, because he is always playing with True Freshman.

So my Final Four, like I said, is mostly chalk and I’m not concerned by this. Most people think that their brackets are not cool unless you try and pick that George Mason or your final 4 is full of 3 and 4 seeds when in reality it is made up of mostly 1 and 2 seeds. After you finish your bracket I want you to think about it… I want you to look at your elite 8 and think to yourself, are these the best 8 teams in the country? Really. Cause isn’t that what you play off dick heads like about a playoff? It finds out who the best really are. So why do you pick a team that you know is not one of the best, they hadn’t beaten one of the best, and they cant be one of the best, in your Elite 8? Don’t pick the team that needs to get lucky to win.. Pick the team that would need to play flat as hell to lose.

Random Thoughts

Tiger to play in masters --- "The Masters is where I won my first major, and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I'm ready to start my season at Augusta," Woods said in a statement. I think this is a good move for Tiger and I think that he will do very well here. I’m don’t think he wins it but I think he will compete and be with in a 5 or 6 strokes on Sunday. Wow have times changed. 15 years ago how many members of Augusta National would be looking forward to helping protect a black guy?

Did yall hear about Jon Edwards girlfriend in GQ?? She didn’t have any pants on and said she thought they were going to be “head shots.” “ok, mrs Rielle, we are going to be doing some head shots for the article. Will you please remove your pants, sit on the bed, and spread your legs.” What a dumb bitch.

A 38-year-old father of two was jogging and listening to his iPod when he was hit from behind and killed by a small plane making an emergency landing on the beach, officials said Tuesday. ---
This guy must have been jamming out on his iPod if he didn’t hear an airplane coming behind him. What the article does not say is that their was a guy still in bed eating biscuits and gravy hung over from the night before that didn’t get hit by an airplane.
Another reason not to jog.

LT made the right choice by going to the JETS. He still has a little left in his tank and with a great offensive line I think he will make a difference.

Auburn is looking for a new basketball coach… and nobody really cares. The Tigers will open up a new arena next year and the bad thing is they will no longer have something to blame not being able to get talent on. I have read that the Utep coach’s name is being mentioned. While he looks good on the outside I would be concerned because he is a Calipari guy. This means the guy is probably dirty as hell and will get the program on probation. Im not sure that Auburn people have much faith in Jay Jacobs any way and I m not sure even with a new arena and a new coach how much Auburn people will even care… Maybe let Pat Dye coach the team for a year and that would generate some excitement. The race card has been brought up with this hire already. It seems like if AU don’t hire a brother then they will be bashed in the media with Barkley leading the charge.

Ben Roethlisberger

Are you kidding me? Really? Is Big Ben really this stupid or is he being taken? First of all even if he is being taken then why are you in this situation? Its almost like Ben doesn’t pay attention to what happens to other people or even himself. In May of 2005 TE Winslow was injured in a motorcycle accident not wearing a helmet. June of 2006 Big Ben was injured in a motorcycle accident not wearing a helmet. Last July Big Ben had a woman say that he sexually assaulted her at Lake Tahoe… Now he is in a night club at Georgia College with a bunch of 20 year old girls??? Lets say the charges are false. Why the hell is he there? He is a Super Bowl winning QB for the most loyal team in the NFL. He is in a city that worships their pro players, all of them. Did he not see what Tiger is going through? Or how about what he just went through? Why on earth would you be at a nightclub in Milledgeville Ga.?

As loyal as the Pittsburgh Steelers are, they are one of the few teams that don’t draft or sign players that they are worried about not representing them the way they want to be. I commend Mr. Rooney for some of the decisions he makes in who he signs and who he doesn’t. When was the last time you heard about a player from the Steelers in the news? I have a feeling that the Steelers are not going to take this lightly, even with a not guilty verdict, and I don’t blame them. As soon as you start questioning or second guessing whatever decision they make I want you to think about who has the most Super Bowl rings of any team. I want you to think about how many coaches they have had in the last 40 years. I remember in high school when the Braves would make a trade and I would be like, “what in the hell are they thinking?” Then that same year the guy we traded away would have a bad year and the guy we got would have a great year. I soon realized that Mr. Schuerholz (spelling) knows a lot more than I do. And Mr. Rooney does also.

If Ben gets traded it want be the end of him, and it damn sure want be the end of the Steelers, but if it does happen - don’t be surprised, and definitely don’t question it.

Can you read his lips???

If you look at the pic closely you can tell what Good Ole PJ is saying. If you can't tell I'll read them for you. He's saying "Hey Nick Saban...Suck my balls. Mark Richt can suck my balls too. Wait a minute while I get Gene Chism off my choad. I swear he's like a fat dog tick."

SEC Basketball Tourney

I tried to do a bracket on here with all my picks for the SEC tourney but when i posted it - it screwed up. so here are my picks..

USC over Bama / UT over LSU / Auburn upsets Florida / Georgia upsets Arky // 2nd round UK beats USC / Ol miss over UT / Miss St over Auburn / Vandy over Ga // 3rd round Ol miss upsets UK / Vandy upsets Miss st / finals Vandy wins SEC

Im picking Vandy to win the SEC, not because i think they are the best team, but because i think pearl and caps are approaching the conf. tourney a little different. They both want to win 1 game and then be resting on sunday watching the selection show. I do think the Dawgs get a win vs. ARky and Auburn will upset Fla.

SEC coach of the year

The SEC coaches let their voices be heard today when after the votes for SEC coach of the year were tallied. Coach Calipari led UK to a 29-2 (14-2) record and probably a number 1 seed in the big dance in just his first year as head coach for the big blue. Last year this team went 19-12 (8-8) and didn’t even get an invite to the tourney and yet coach Caps didn’t get the COY award. I think this was a statement on the part of the SEC coaches letting coach Caps know that he is not welcome in the SEC.

Was this jealously? Or Was this more about the coaches making a statement that they believe that he is dirty. You can not deny that he was the most deserving of the award. You just cant. His record speaks for it self but its pretty clear that the other coaches in the league are saying something here.

If you would have had a vote, who would you have voted for and why?

Hunting

I havent ever been a "serious" hunter. The older i get the more i do appreciate being in the outdoors, and being out of the house. Here are things that have to be acceptable for me to go hunting... 1) Beer. If you have a problem with me drinking a couple of beers in the deer stand (and it has to be a shooting house) then i will not go hunting with you. If i am going to be sitting up there watching nature then i want to drink a couple of cold beers while im up there. I'm not talking about getting shit faced, but if you are going hunting with me then dont be shocked when i pull a couple of cold beers out and shove them in my bag as we are leaving. 2) Morning. I'm not gonna be doing much morning hunting. this was always the problem i had hunting with frank. He enjoyed hunting at the butt crack of dawn more than he did the evenings. I enjoy laying in the bed when i dont have to go to work. my favorite thing to do is get up, eat breakfast, then go get back in the bed and watch espn. so even if i make plans to go, and i wake up at 4:30 when my alarm goes off, you have about 10:1 odds that i actually get up and go. 3) Time. I am not going to sit in the deer stand for 3 1/2 hours. i'm just not, sorry. i decide when i am going this way. Lets say it gets dark at 5:45. So at 5:30 its getting pretty tough to see. this, in my experience is when you see the most deer. so i will go about 4:30 so i can be in the stand by 4:45. this way i got 45 minutes and 2 beers. 4) Sport. i dont hunt for sport. i dont get a rush out of scouting out a area and finding the perfect place to put a stand. what i think is smart is to put some salt and corn out and make the deer come to you. if you shoot a big buck that you scouted out and i shoot a 110 lb doe eating out of bucket of corn, mine will taste just a good as yours.

NOW! on fishing. I have always loved fishing. With Granny and Grandpaw living on the lake - fishing was always accessible. Bass, Bream, Crappie, hell i used to love catching carp with loaf bread. Frank used to take me camping in the mountains and we would go trout fishing, loved it. Then i went salt water fishing and have been "hooked" ever since. but again, there are a couple of rules for fishing also. Beer, got to be having us a few cold ones if we are gonna be fishing. The morning rule gets exception with fishing. i will wake up early to go fishing as long as you understand that i may take a nap while fishing. Time, i will fish all day - as long as we are drinking beers and naps are available.

About 4 or 5 months ago i discovered hog hunting and i am hooked guys. I enjoy this more than anything i have ever hunted. We normally start around 8ish, so you dont have to wake up to early, and when we get there we hang out and drink some coffee and bullshit. then we let dogs out and the dogs go running through the woods trying to find a track. Mean while i beginning to eat the biscuits i bought at the store i picked up my coffee at. So we wait till the dogs figure out what they are going to do and then they "get on a track" and start raising all kind of hell. so at this point we go running into the woods with pit bulls and "catch" the hog. then stab it. then get a four wheeler and drag it out. put it on the tail gate and then do it again, but of course when it gets close to lunch we take a long lunch break. I am actually considering raising a couple of bay dogs myself. when the dogs dont get on a track then we ride around on dirt roads until we see some fresh signs. You dont have to be decked out in camo and it dont matter what you smell like.

As for this past weekend, we only got a little baby pig but still had fun.

So now you guys know what kind of hunting i do, and dont do, and what kind of fishing i love, and like.

Joe Hunting

I guess Joe has taken the weekend off to do what he calls hog hunting. I know Joe likes to think he is capable of doing a lot of things, and I am sure he is, but hunting is not one of them. I would love to hear some stories if some of you have ever had the pleasure of going hunting with Joe. I am going to leave this commit with a thought, the guy to the left was great with animals and we all know how that ended.

Greatest NFL team you've ever seen???

Since the NCAA question was such a hit I figured I'd ask what team you thought was the greatest NFL team you've ever seen? There have been a lot of good ones in my lifetime but I'd have to go with the '89 'niners led by Joe "Cool" Montana aka the greatest QB of all time.

New look for Joe

Best NCAA F Ball team you've ever seen???

I know football is done, but we are on the brink of Spring ball and I got to thinking......who is the best team I've ever seen play? I want to know who is the best team you've ever seen play and I'm not gonna let you say 1980 Dawgs, because most of you were still "shittin yella" when Hershel wore silver britches. Ya'll know I'm a Tech fan and I'm biased towards the 1990 Jackets, but 2 teams immediately stuck out in my head, the 1992 Alabama Crimson Tide coached by Gene Stallings (with all of Bill Curry's recruits) and the 1995 Nebraska "Big Red Machine" Corn Huskers. I have to say that Bama team was awesome on D and maybe the best I've ever seen, but that '95 Nebraska team beats anything I've seen to date. I really think those boys could line up and physically man handle the teams today. Whatchew say?????

Best Nascar driver EVER!?

Jimmie Johnson is the Tiger Woods of Nascar (with out the scandal) He will be, and is probably already, the greatest to ever drive a race car. This is his 10th year racing professionally. He has 4 championships in a row, twice he finished 2nd, twice he finished 5th, and then you have his rookie year. this year he is running 5th and has already won one of the first 3 races. Think about this for a second. Drew Brees was a rookie the same year Jimmie was. Imagine if Drew Brees had already played in 6 super bowls, winning 4 of them (in a row!) and making the playoffs 2 other years that he didnt play in the big one. That sounds ridiculous, but that is exactly what Johnson has done. Right now he is 5th in the point standings and is looking to possibly win his 5th in a row. I don't care about Dale Sr. I dont. I didnt mind when he got spun out and hit the wall. Jimmie Johnson has done what he has done with class. Mild mannered, no scandals, not even a bad rummer about this guy. So i will say it. Jimmie Johnson is the Best Nascar Driver EVER!!!

Brackets

With March Madness right around the corner I thought I would put together a little recent history of the final four so you know who to be paying attention to in the final weeks of the regular season. Over the last 5 years here is how the teams that made the final four ended up in the final AP poll…

Final AP ranking on Left and Bracket Seed on right
09
#2 UNC -1
#5 UCONN -1
#8 MICH ST -2
#11 NOVA -3

08
#4 Kansas -1
#2 Memphis -1
#1 UNC -1
#3 UCLA -1

07
#3 FLA -1
#1 Ohio st -1
#8 G Town -2
#7 UCLA -2

06
#7 UCLA -2
#11 Fla -3
#19 LSU -4
N/R G Mason -11

05
#2 UNC -1
#1 Illinois -1
#4 Louy -4
#15 Mich ST -5

As you can see, of the last 20 teams to make the Final Four that 11 of the 20 were ranked in the top 5 of the final AP poll. Of the 9 that were not in the top 5, 4 of them were in the top 10. so 15 out of 20 were in the top 10 of the final AP poll. So instead of looking for that 12 seed that will beat a 5 in the first round, spend you time on the top 10. Most bracket pools have points per round and the later the round the more the points. So lets concentrate on the teams that actually have a shot at making the final four. 50% of the time a top 5 AP team will be in the final four. And 75% of the time the team that makes the final 4 will have been in the top 10 of the final poll. (and twice the team was ranked 11th so you could say that 85% of the time a top 11 team will be in the final four)

So after you fill out your brackets check on how many of your final four teams finished in the top 5, and top 11.

Don’t be afraid to stay with the chalk most of the time. Don’t get caught up with trying to pick the upsets in the 1st and 2nd round. If you knew who the Cinderella story would be then it wouldn’t be a Cinderella.

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Change of pace here.....Best TV series ever?

What is everyones favorite TV series ever? This one is easy for me....