The Rusty Thomas Band

A close friend of Southern Fried has been making a pretty bad ass album.  Rusty is the lead singer and has more of a Deep Rooted Country back ground with a Red Neck Billy Joel type sound.  Matt Rollins is on the drums and is more of a Classic Rock and Roller with a killer sound that is not to over powering.  Then you have the Delta Blues of Jon Harris coming straight out of Muddy Waters and pickin' and slidin' you into a daze of good tunes.  Every track you will hear a different influence but yet be able to tie them all together with the smile on your face. 

Go to the website HERE and listen to some of the music

Then go to their Facebook page HERE and click ‘Like’

The Band decided that they wanted this project to be special and one way for it to take on a new meaning to them is if they were doing it for unselfish reasons.  Camp Twin Lakes is a non-profit origination that provides places and paths for children with serious illnesses and life challenges to experience the joys of childhood and grow in their confidence and capabilities (no, i didn't write that.  that is their mission statement).  Once they were in touch with Camp Twin Lakes the project took on a whole new meaning and the music got even better.

The album will be getting released pretty damn soon – go to facebook and become a fan of the page so you can get updates.

Links:  Website  Facebook   Camp Twin Lakes

Ohio State football

What do you guys think will eventually come out of the OSU shakedown? I feel like they are going to eventually get hit pretty hard with NCAA sanctions and I also think Tressel will be on the unemployment line after everything is brought to light. I saw on ESPN this morning where a former OSU player admitted to selling rings and getting deals on cars. It still pisses me off that all of these guys only got a 5 game suspension when AJ Green received 4 games for selling a jersey for $1,000. Don't know if the hammer will come down before the season starts, but OSU will likely receive a big punishment for past actions. Thoughts?

Top 5 Athletes to never win a title

Over a cold draft beer last night, Jody and I were talking about the Top 5 players to never a win a title. 

Barry Sanders

Dan Marino

Charles Barkley

Archie Manning

Barry ‘The Juice’ Bonds

Lake House for Sale

Mark Richt's Lake House is now on the Market… 

does this mean anything??

Kyle Bush

Clocked going 128 in a 45 – sited for reckless driving and speeding. 

And this was what he was driving.

The car was said to be a ‘loaner’ from Lexus… 

I ask.  If Lexus ‘loaned’ you this car – how fast do you think you would get it up to?

The Gambler

Why the hell was Dana Holgorson raising hell at a Casino at 3.15 am??  

Reese sited a couple of months ago that this guy was the second coming…  Well, he aint off to a great start.

Read the story in Charleston Daily Mail by clicking

Ridiculously early pre-season predictions (SEC)

Instead of a pre-season poll, I was thinking about throwing out who we think are the ‘Contenders’ to win their respective conferences. 

(Note to Culpepper:  Shut up!  read the subject.  It says ‘Ridiculously’ so don’t go commenting on how ridiculous it is to be predicting anything in May.  also, I would like to respectfully ask that you don’t drop your annual ‘if they gave the title away in june, uga would win every year’ joke.  You can’t tell me the last time I predicted Ga to win it all.  Even the year they were pre-season #1)

Starting with the cream of the crop – The SEC (or as Reese refers to the them ‘The Big Brother’)

Teams in the mix

Alabama – When you sign 65 scholarship players every year – its easier to stock pile talent

LSU – Les Miles is the SHIT!!  and by the way, he has LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS  of the fastest guys in America

South Carolina – Basically the SEC East defending Champs have everyone back.  Will Garcia start?  Does that matter?

Teams that could

Georgia – Richt hot seat is as hot as it gets and a very good schedule could put them in the title game

Arkansas – Has Bobby Slap Dick finally put together the team that can do it?

Auburn – the Defending National Champs lost a TON!!  of talent.  Chizz has done great the last couple of years landing talent and they do have the best RB in the SEC but I think, over all, they have to many holes to fill.

Florida – As long as the Univ. of Florida is in the State of Florida – then they are in the mix

Long Shots

UT – Dooley was really close to winning some games last year…

Miss State -  Mullen has this program on the right track, but it is still Miss State

Ole Miss – this is probably Nutt’s last year but he could get lucky if the dominoes fall the right way

Teams that Can’t

UK – this aint Basketball

Vandy - (no comment needed)

RIP Macho Man

Macho Man died from a heart attack which caused a car accident according to TMZ. One of the best in the business.

Dawgs and Clemson renewing rivalry 2013-14

The dawg fans on here remember this rivalry. It was one of the better games I remember as a kid. As an adult it seems to be an even more attractive game to me now than years ago, because I understand the fans a lot more. They are both delusional and act the friggin same. I hate both fans(dawg fans more), but am glad to see this game being played again.

What do ya'll think? Good or bad playing Clemson?

Kid dilemma

Parker is an honor student…  This is something very new to me.  I never made this group and no body ever really expected me to either but Parker has and I am proud!  I have a question for Southern Fried, and I don’t care if you don’t have kids – your opinion is still valued.  How do I handle this with Rachel, who didn’t make the honor roll?  Rachel is the middle child and for those of you who are familiar with my family, you understand why I have a little concern about how to handle certain things at an early age with the middle child.  Here are some of my thoughts and I would really appreciate any thoughts from you. 

• I want to encourage Rachel but worried about any resentment she may have towards Parker.  I have no reason to feel that she will have any resentment because they are pretty much best friends and have very little jealously between them.  Still a concern.
• I feel it is important to do something special for Parker because of this achievement making her want to do again and again.
• Tomorrow morning everyone will be at this thing and Parker will be the main focus, which she should be.   And both of them need to understand that each one has days where they are the focus. 
• This is where I want to do a great job as a parent.  I want Rachel to be proud of Parker and to be happy for her during Parker’s day.

So here is what I’m thinking right now.  And keep in mind, that I can’t be spending much money – Disney is in 2 weeks.  I was going to take Rachel to the Store and let her pick something out to get Parker.  And while we are there, get her a little something also just for being her. 

this may sound trivial but I think that it’s times like these at the ages they are that shape what kind of people they become and I am taking it serious.  But will probably fuck it up some how. 

Any recommendations? any Risks you see that I may have by doing this?  Any comments in general? 

The Seal who shot Bin Laden

http://www.military.com/video/operations-and-strategy/terrorism/seal-who-killed-bin-laden-revealed/946112926001/


Check out this video, its golden.

Good article on Bubba

Bubba says Tiger will return and says that he's still the best golfer in the world. I have to say I agree with him. Good read.





http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-travelers-watson

the Terminator's love child

Here is a picture of Arnold’s love child and baby mama

(it’s pretty obvious where I got the pic > tdd.com)

Is it just me, or does this kid look very familiar??  does the name Rocky Dennis ring a bell?

Found Joe's dream woman (other than Traci, of course)

Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work




Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.
Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:
"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.
So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo.
Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious to most us but for Ana it's probably anything but. Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won.
Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil — awkward? Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of men knowing you're a clinical nympho probably doesn't help deter unwanted sexual advances.

http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woman-wins-right-masturbate-work/

Best Intro

The first thing I think of when I think of Team Intro’s is.

On the College football scene – I think it’s pretty damn hard to beat the way the Hookies come out.

And we can’t talk about Introductions with out mentioning Stone Cold Steve Austin by God!!

You guys give me what your thinking. 

State of American Golf

Yesterday I had a question that, I believe, wasn’t taken the right way. 

My question is ‘Who are the best American Golfers right now?’

New Tournament.  Each Country gets 3 golfers and they play each of the 4 majors just as they are played now.  This isn’t a team score, which ever country produces the winner is the winner.  So you are the Captain of the American team and you have 5 Captain picks – No Automatic Qualifiers – Just Captain picks.  Who are your 3 golfers? 

(# is world ranking)

#4 Phil Mickelson

#11 Bubba Watson

#7 Steve Stricker

#10 Matt Kuchar

#13 Dustin Johnson

#14 Nick Watney

#16 Jim Furyk

#18 Hunter Mahan

Shit I saw this weekend

• Why is everyone so shocked that the Bulls beat the Heat last night??  The Bulls were 4-0 against them in the regular season.  The Bulls can rebound – The Heat can’t!  The Heat will win some games in this series, don’t get me wrong, but only 2 or 3.  Bulls in 6 maybe 7. 
• ‘Paging Clean up on 17th Green please.  David Toms just threw up while choking.’  Can someone tell me who the best American Golfer is right now?  Please!  And am I the only person that remembered this picture when they showed Toms’ wife?  That was 8 years ago and I remembered her.  

• I kept Audrey Saturday while Traci took the girls to their dance recital.  I was pretty pumped because I would much rather sit at home and hang out with Audrey instead of going to the Ozark Civic Center for 3 hours and not even being able to see the stage for some water head in front of you.  But low and behold what happens?  Some dude trips up walking down the steps and hits the lady in front of him sending her head first down the steps.   Why the hell does this shit happen when I am not there?  And if I would have been there then I would have prolly been holding a video camera and that’s what you guys would be watching right now!
• Jorge’ Posada is a little bitch.  Your batting avg sucks ass dude!  Bat 9th until you get out of your slump. 
• The Braves have a better record against the Philles than the Nationals over the last 2 years…  not sure how to take that are you?  me either. 
• I love Donuts.  and whole milk. 
• The Thunder finished off a Grizzles team that people better watch out for next year.  OKC is now going to play the Mav’s to see who will go against the Bulls/Heat winner for all the marbles.  I will be pulling for who ever comes out of the West.  I really want to see Dirk win one but would would just love to see Durant win one in such a small market and prove to everyone (lebron, Melo, Stoudmire, etc.) that you can win a title in a small market.  On the East I am pulling against the Heat more than for the Bulls. 

SFPD

I have not verified this.  got it in an email

According to the email.  The lady on the left is Chief Heather Fong.  She is the first SFPD female lesbian chief of police.  Theresa Sparks is the Bull Dyke in the middle is the San Fran Police Commission president.  She is a former male and is the CEO of a multimillion-dollar sex toy retailer.  (I have never gotten in to the sex toys.. something about sticking a marble up my ass just hasn’t ever sparked my interest)   Sgt Stephan Thorne is the stud on the right that used to be a female and is the first transgender SFPD police officer. 

(if this is a little old and you have seen it before then I apologize starrett.  Again, I didn’t verify any of this.  And I have no intention of even looking in to it.  I just thought, based off the picture, that we can go ahead and run with it) 

the A. T. L.

Can the A.T.L. really make it to a Conference title series??  And are they good enough to maybe win it??  I think maybe they are good enough…  but I after watching them play in these playoffs I can’t bring myself to say they are going to do it. 

And what ever happened to this logo

This was the shit!

J-Hey says he has a sore shoulder and it has been bothering him since spring.  why the hell else would he be batting .220?? 

As an Atlanta professional sports fan.  right now is pretty fun to flip back and forth between a pretty good Braves team and a Hawks team that is…  I still can’t say it.   I want to like these guys but it is really hard.   They run up and down the court like wild men.  They run their best offense ‘in transition’ which means they can’t run a set play worth a shit!  I like the way Memphis is playing.  I love Kevin Durant.  I enjoy watching Dirk.  I think the Celtics are tough as hell.  Derek Rose is a special player that, if you hadn’t been watching him, you need too.  And then the Hawks..  I guess if they do take care of the Bulls and the Heat finish off Boston then it will be easier when they face Lebron. 

so…. go hawks..  yea. 

And why hasn’t anyone mentioned the Braves pitching coach that go a little loose with his tongue in San Fran? (that didn’t sound good) 

Thank You!

You made a Difference!

We got up Saturday morning and started our journey to Ohatchee United Methodist Church in north Alabama with Parker, Rachel, and Myself. The Suburban was packed full! The 3^rd row seats were folded up and you could not squeeze one more thing in.

Some of the things your money went to were Tylenol, Advil, Sinus Medicine, Work Gloves, Canned Goods, Granola Bars, Tooth Paste, Tooth Brushes, Deodorant, Disinfectant Wipes, Baby Clothes, Baby Bottles, Diapers, Baby Food, Baskets, Bags, Batteries, Hand Sanitizer, and Eating Utensils. We had a couple of people donate boxes/bags of clothes and toys also.

We tried to organize the stuff where people could just grab a basket or box and have a little bit of everything but that changed once we got there. So we unloaded all of the separated baskets and Tupperware containers – took them inside and grouped things together and placed the baskets and bags where people could come in and actually have something besides a plastic Walmart bag to carry their stuff out with.

Once we unloaded the bought supplies, we headed over to the Salvation Army drop off and gave them all of the clothes and shoes. They were running pretty low on clothes and let us know just how thankful they were of what we had brought.

Last Bag!

Thank all of you for sharing in this! The difference we made would not have been nearly as big without your help! Ohatchee United Methodist Church and the people of Ohatchee are better off because of you.

Kentucky Derby

By David R.

With Uncle Mo taking the late scratch (and costing the 21st entrant, a trip to Louisville), a field of 19 will enter in the gate on Saturday under the Twin Spires for the greatest - and most expensive - two minutes in sports.  The large field, with no clear standouts in this Spring's prep races, makes it a wide open affair and a handicapper's delight.

The chatter around the track is that Master of Hounds may be the "wiseguy" pick this year, and at a fat morning line, it will be hard not to take a shot at seeing if he hits the board.

Shackleford is also being touted pretty widely, and this has only increased as he has worked lights out over the Churchill track in the mornings.  He's trained by Dale Romans, a Kentucky boy who has owned many Churchill meets, but he's never had a Derby.  Look for him to wipe a tear from his eye as they play My Ol' Kentucky Home, and look for Jesus Castanon to have the horse rolling as they hit the stretch.

The reality is that when it comes to the Derby, like no other horse race, "Pace makes the race" and "It is all about the trip."  Many champions have found themselves caught 8 wide at the first turn, and sucking wind as they cross the finish line, a dozen lengths behind some schmuck who had only raced in allowances at Thistledown before shipping to the 'Ville.  Calvin Borel (pronounced Bo-RAIL) knows every inch of the track like the back of his hand, and his miraculous rides and guts of steel seem to always place him right down on the rail, with a chance to win when the chips are down.  Calvin's got a live mount with Twice The Appeal, and starts in the 3-hole at odds of 20-1.

This is truly a crapshoot, which makes it as fun a bet as any there is.  There are millions worth of dumb money in the parimutuel pool, and the track doesn't care who wins.  They just take out their healthy percentage and let the bettors fight over the rest like a dealer at a poker table.  Still way too early for me to have this thing handicapped well enough to make any picks, so here's one thought in the way of a bet....

A 50cent trifecta, using ALL/ALL/ALL, will cost $2907 and GUARANTEE you a winning trifecta ticket in the biggest race in the world.  But the question is will the tote board light up bright enough to make that worth your while.  In 2007, this bet would have returned $110, for a net loss of $2800.  In 2009, it paid $10,375, for a net gain of $7,468!

So, you gotta ask yourself...Do you feel lucky, punk???

Obama and Bin Laden

A lot of chatter on Facebook, starting last night, about Obama and Bin Laden and maybe some of you guys can help me out. 

Let me start by saying that I am not a Obama supporter.  I disagree with, damn near, everything he wants to do and the direction that he wants to take out country. 

That said, He is the Commander and Chief of the United States Military and we just killed one of the most powerful terrorist in the world.  Obama has had heavy pressure from the day he took office from his own party to get ALL of our troops out of the middle east.  He kept them there and eventually finished the job that, if you remember correctly, was our initial reason for going over there in the first place. 

I do not think by giving Obama the credit he deserves is taking anything at all away from the Brave men and women who have served our country in this fight.  I believe we can do both. 

Gotcha!! I'd love to see the video of the raid.

Raven’s Draft F up last night

If you watched the draft last night you should remember that when it came time for the Ravens to pick…. well, it was a complete cluster fuck.  Here is why. 

The complete story is HERE if you want to go to it

And it s by Kevin Byrne Senior Vice President of Public and Community Relations - BaltimoreRavens.com

Okay, I'll admit it. My heart rate went up a few notches in the draft room last night.
But, as John Harbaugh told reporters: "You have to give it to Ozzie (Newsome). He remained calm and we got the player we wanted."
No doubt Oz was hearing a lot of voices in the room as our 10-minute allotment at the 26th spot in the first round counted down. Plus, the Ravens' general manager was literally on two phone calls: the NFL (Joel Bussert, the league's player personnel expert) on his left ear and the Chicago Bears on his right.
Here's how the drafting of Colorado cornerback Jimmy Smith went down:
Prior to our pick at 26, a team called Ozzie and offered a trade for the spot. Newsome told them he would get back to them.
Oz then announced to those in the room: "We have 10 minutes until it's our turn. We'll see if we get any other calls. If we don't like what we hear, we're taking Jimmy. Chad (Alexander), tell them to get a card ready with Jimmy Smith's name." Alexander, our assistant director of pro personnel, was on a headset phone with Ian Cunningham, a personnel assistant, who was in New York at the Ravens' draft table.
With just over five minutes left during our time, another team called and made an offer for our spot. "That's not enough," Newsome told the caller.
With just over four minutes remaining, the Bears called and made an offer. Oz told them "not good enough, we're ready to pick."  Chicago called back within a minute and agreed to Ozzie's suggestion. Almost instantly, Oz had Bussert on the line. "Joel, we just made a trade with the Bears. They're calling you now," Newsome said.
A minute later – now around the two- minute mark - Ozzie said: "Joel, I've got them on the other phone. They've agreed."
To the Bears: "Joel said you guys haven't confirmed the trade."
"Joel, they said they called. I don't know (who they called)."
To the Bears: "Joel says you guys haven't called. What's going on?"
"Joel, are you sure your phones are good. They said they called. Let's go."
Someone in the draft room called out: "Oz, Kansas City is ready to pick."
"They won't take Smith," Joe Hortiz, our director of college scouting, said loudly.
Alexander alerted the room: "Kansas City is walking the pick to the table."
Newsome, who was still trying to get the offered draft pick from Chicago, said to the Bears: "What's going on? Joel said you haven't called and there's no problem with the phones. … We're done. Chad, turn in the card."
Whew!
Hard to single out the happiest guy in the room at the time. Certainly, John Harbaugh was beaming. Secondary Coach Teryl Austin, who had come into the room 20 minutes earlier for what I would call "lobbying by his presence," was thrilled. But, I think that was the biggest smile I've ever seen on Defensive Coordinator Chuck Pagano's face. Then I heard Chuck tell Jimmy over the phone:  "Get ready to play. We'll put you on the other team's best. You ready for that? I know you are. You're part of the Ravens' defense now."
My immediate reaction was to get to Oz and tell him that some media were going to be saying the Ravens messed up by letting the clock expire.
"Oz, the Bears messed up. We shouldn't take the hit for this," I told the Wizard.
"I'm not going to throw the Bears under the bus," Newsome said.
"Well, how about at least explaining that we had a deal with another team and that they did not follow through with a confirmation at the last second?"
Newsome: "Okay, I'll do that. But, Kevin, we got the kid we wanted and he can really play."
In the end, the Bears soon admitted at a press conference that they "had dropped the ball on a trade with Baltimore."
Nice of them, I guess. But, we'd rather have the draft pick. While it worked out, it could have been a bad situation for us, the NFL and the Bears.

Ozzie Newsome is the guy that Bamars can all but count on to be their AD when dip shit Mal Moore steps down. 

Everything but the kitchen sink

Well, apparently so do the Falcons. Now as you guys know I am neither a Falcons fan nor an Alabama fan. That being said even though the Falcons aren’t my team I moved near Atlanta when I was 11 and pull for them when they are not playing the Bucs.

This was one of my friends facebook status last night. “ Hey, I'm excited about Julio Jones being a Falcon, but I can't believe what was given up to get him. Dimitroff gave this year's 1st, 2nd, and 4th round picks, and next year's 1st and 4th rounders. Also, he gave up the Hawks 1st round pick in 2012, two of the Braves top pitching prospects, all of the Thrashers, and a Tyler Perry movie to be named later. It just seems a bit much to me.”

I can’t help but agree with this. For years I have told my friends that are Falcons fans when they got rid of Jenkins and got a legit number 2 receiver (Julio is more than a legit #2) they would be getting somewhere. However I did not mean ignore the glaring weakness in the secondary and trade any chance of getting a decent corner or saftey for the next two years. Most shocking is that Dimitroff was raised better than this, Bilichek would never do this, that is why he has 3 rings.

With all that being said Julio will be fun to watch and an instant fantasy stud, but do you guys think the price was too high?

NFL Draft

I love watching the draft.  I enjoy seeing what direction teams are wanting to go, the last minute trades, guys expecting to go early not, guys not excepting to go early and do, just everything about it I enjoy. 

I have seen stories (peter king – who I respect) say that the Falcons are trying to trade up to the 5 spot to get AJ or Julio from the 27 spot.  I don’t see Dimitroff (Falcons GM) doing this.  As you can see with the Patriots having 3 of the first 33 picks and 6 in the first 3 rounds – Dimitroff comes from that same thinking where you trade to get picks not to give up picks.  So I see the Falcons taking a pass rusher in their normal spot.  (it would be fun to see AJ in a Falcons jersey though)

Cam Newton is all but certain the #1 pick, according to everyone that has an opinion on the draft, but the more I see him the less I like him….  nothing to do with the pay-for-play scheme allegations (or getting carried off the field – starrett) because I think I have been pretty fair on Cam this entire year.  I’m talking about from a NFL QB stand point.  He just doesn’t get me excited.   I think we could see a shit load of QB’s taken in the first couple of rounds and I look forward to seeing who Shanahan takes.  I read this morning that no-one, even in the Denver organization, knew that CMS was picking Cutler until the day of the draft and after the McNabb debacle I think he has his eye on someone and I respect his eye for QB talent.

Marcel Darius is my favorite player going into tonight.  I saw 3 Bama rookies make impacts on the defensive side of the ball last year (Mclain, Arenas, and Jackson) and Darius could end up being a true beast on the D front.

I think Ingram doesn’t go in the first round but who ever gets him is getting a steal.  All the mock drafts I have seen have him going 15 to the Dolphins but I think Miami gets a QB and I hadn’t seen anyone else have a RB picked after Ingram in the first RD so we could see him take dive like we have seen some others do in the past couple of years. 

If the Falcons do pick a Pass-rusher who will it be??  Am I just being a total homer by wanting it to be Justin Houston?  or will Houston be gone by 27.

Always love to see who Pittsburgh picks.  Last year they took a center in the first round and I specifically remember all the talking heads chuckling saying, ‘who takes a center in the first round?’ - last year the NFL had 2 rookies in the pro-bowl.  The #1 over all pick in Sue, and guess who else??  that’s right, the Center from Pittsburgh – Pouncey.  His brother is actually in the draft this year, another center, he could be the next Center takin in the first round.

Draft ranking vs Recruting ranking

Pretty good read and thought this was appropriate with the draft tonight.

http://collegefootballmatrix.wordpress.com/articles-2/the-bestworst-of-recruiting-developing-nfl-draft-picks/

Teacher strips

Harlon Porter (I can’t find a picture, but I am searching) strips his clothes off and walks the halls naked, last Friday, at around 3.30 after kids had left.

"he wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open." (i did not make that shit up)

He understood that hid teaching days were probably up with the Clayton school system.

Tornado’s

This is some of the best footage of a Tornado I have ever seen. 

4-27-11 Tornado Tuscaloosa, Al from Crimson Tide Productions on Vimeo.

The last count I saw was 170 dead through out the South East…

I'm on a roll today sorry.

Megatron, Ochocinco, and Stafford in Bobby Dodd working out. Ocho had this to say....Training with @bigplaycj and @staff_9, today was Epic , Stafford is awesome and MegaTron is the shit,I'm the Lil black guy in the middle

If you Smeeeeelllllllllll...........................

Future queen of England.

She'd get boar hawged. Parnell style.

Tiger injured again. WTF?

Since we've been on golf a little more now days, I'd like to keep it on there to keep educating Joseph a little more about the best game on earth.

Tiger has come out and said he sprained his MCL and strained his achilles again. He did all this on his second shot into 17 on Saturady's round at Augusta. My question to you guys is this: He needs 5 majors to get to 19 and pass The Golden Bear. Can he do it or is he basically done? I can see him winning one or two more but I can also see him going on a run and winning 6-7 more. What do you guys think?

Also, if you arent watching Morning Drive on the Golf Channel you need to.

Blog needs some comedy, so here ya go.....

The Hawks??

Atlanta is better than Orlando…  But that is probably it.  They are not a good basketball team and are just plain ugly at times. 

The Magic has been sucking pretty bad in this series and the more I watch them the more I see the Magic losing rather than the Hawks winning. 

Tommy 2 Gloves

Reese brought this guy up a few weeks back and the more you learn of him the more you like him.

Just a few years ago Tommy Gainey was wrapping insulation around water heaters and this weekend he was going toe to toe with some of the best golfers in the world.  The South Carolina crowd greeted him with a standing ovation walking up #18 and Tommy gave them a around of applause right back just 1 putt from a share of the lead.  The putt missed and Gainey, in Tiger like fashion, started to slam his hat on the green and then stopped himself… slowly removed his cap, and in non-tiger like fashion, bowed to the crowed. 

Thug Life

Brandon Marshall is a thug.  He just got stabbed by a bitch and I am glad.  Yes!  I said I am glad that a thug ass punk got stabbed by a bitch.  He is in critical condition and I could care less about his recovery.

Darrent Williams is dead right now and Brandon Marshall was the man that the gun man was wanting to shoot. 

He has been arrested for disorderly conduct (not going to judge him on this one), drunken driving (not going to judge him on this one either) and a number of domestic violence incidents. 

So Brandon – just like 2 Pac once said, ‘Thug life till I die Nigga!’ 

NBA Playoffs

The East

The Chicago Bulls have the 1 seed and are sliding right past the Pacers.  I really like this Bulls team but we might not know if they are ready for a playoff series until the Conference Finals.  Atlanta seems to be better than Orlando but neither will be able to compete with the Bulls. 

So I’m inking the Bulls in the Conf. Finals but who will they be playing??

Boston and Miami are both up 3-0 in their series and then they will get to dog fight each other to see who plays the Bulls.  

Boston seems to have waited for the playoffs like they have done in recent years and it appears to be working out for them.  Last night my man Paul Pierce and my homeboy Ray Allen brought home (i’m trying to use a little Ebonics since we are talking B Ball.. to much?) 70 pts together with Rondo getting 20 assists to set a Celtic playoff record.  (Celtic playoff record is pretty damn good seeing how many playoff teams they have had).  I just see the Celtics being to tough for the Heat.  I see them being to physical.  These boys are going to be bringing it like Starrett in Bethany Gym breaking fucking collar bones and shit. 

So incase you don’t watch any playoffs – Ill give you another update once the 3 seed Celtics and the 1 seed Bulls face off in the Conf. Finals.

The West                (CROTCH SHOT!!)

The west seems to be a little more up in the air.  The Lakers got surprised when New Orleans took game 1 in LA.  The Spurs are 1-1 with Memphis and Dallas is 2-1 on a Portland team that is playing pretty damn good.  Oklahoma City is up 2-0 on Denver and is begging me to pick them in the Conf. Finals as a 4 seed.

I’m going with Oklahoma City with the 4 seed playing the Lakers with the 2 seed.

Have a great Easter everyone. I'm off to rip it.

Just showin my love to UGA.

Why has this gotten no love what so ever??

http://blogs.ajc.com/uga-sports-blog/2011/04/18/uga-locker-room-thieves-arrested-identified-as-football-recruits/

This needs a bump, FANTASTIC