Pac 12. Who wins?

To keep up the conference debate between Joe and myself, here we are witht the Pac 12.

Think this is correct:

North: Arizona, ASU, Cal, CU, Oreg, OSU

South: Stan, UCLA, USC, Utah, Wash, WSU

Arizona: Will be about the same as they have been. win 8-9 games with one of them being a big upset.

ASU: Same a Ariz

Cal: Tedford will have a good QB, he always does. win 8-9 games

Colorado: Suck balls again this year.

Oregon: Could run the table if the NCAA doesn't hammer them

OSU: Who knows. They can win or lose any given week.

Stan: I think they fall on their faces, unless Luck is like Peyton Manning and can carry the team by himself.

UCLA: Suck again and Neiuheisel is out after the year.

USC: I think the D will be a lot tougher and Barkley steps up his play. Could contend for the conference championship.

Utah: They come in and hurt some people trying to get some respect. Win 9 games.

Wash: Suck balls without Locker. Isn't there a Montana on Roster?

WSU: Wolffe is a terrible coach.

Gotta go with the Ducks this year since Stanford is "Harbaugh-less"

False Advertising

Maybe people I am friends with on Facebook don’t look at this blog…  if they do, well, this may piss this young lady off. 

Here is an example of a ‘False Advertised’ Profile Picture.

Here is the Profile Pic.

Lets focus on the breast.  This is the profile picture..  this would make you maybe check out a couple more pics.   Girl is awful proud of her breast showing them off this much in a public place yet a little classy drinking a glass of wine. But once you dive a little deeper into some more pictures you find out that this dress has a ton of support.

Here are those same breast with out as much support…

Somebody’s friends are a little sadder here in a swim suite..  Let me be clear by saying I have no problem at ALL with support bras..  but I do think it’s a little sad when your profile pic mis-represents your titties.  

Russell Wilson

I believe that Russell Wilson choosing Wisconsin over Auburn put Wisconsin in the 'Big ?’ talks and leaves Auburn looking to see what 5 games they can win. 

American Golfers Suck

Not long ago I said that American Golfers suck.

According to the ‘World Golf Rankings’ their is only 3 golfers in the Top 10 with the ‘USA’ sign next to their name and only 1 in the Top 5 and he is at 5 and has NEVER won a Major..  Hell he only has finished 2nd one time.

What has happened?  Since some of you guys are self titled experts maybe you can help me here. 

Big 12 (or 10..)

Is it OU and then err body else??

who is #2 in this shit hole of a conference?  don’t say Texas A&M!  And we all know that OSU will fall on their faces again, just like they always do.  Texas is re-building, something I didn’t think Texas needed to do.  I thought they re-loaded.  Mizzo will always be mizzo.

Is this the most clear cut conference going into the year? 

Current Time Braves Team

Instead of an All-time team - I wanted to do a 'Current Time' Team. Really because I didn't watch Hank Arron play. I never saw Phil Niekro pitch a game.. So I don't want to do a team that has several players on it that I didn't watch.

I want to start this team right around the Dale Murphy era. And you have to consider the person a Brave - No Mark Teixeira's ok??

Catcher: McCain with Javy behind him
1b: McGriff with Sid Bream (just because of the Pittsburgh game) behind him
2b: Marcus Giles
Short: Furcal with.. I guess Jeff Blauser behind him
3b: Chipper
LF: Ryan Klesko
CF: Dale Murphy with Andrew Jones behind him
RF: David Justice

Pitching: Smoltz, Maddox, Glavine, with John Rocker as my closer.

Another Riff

I agree with Voodoo Child being #1 and I will disagree with Jody on the GnR pick. I believe I would have to go with...

As far recognizable guitar rifts go…..

 

This is it end of story!!!!

Who's gonna win the Big X??

Ok lets' get conference predictions back to discussion on the board. Let's start with the Big X. Who do you think is gonna pull it out this year? There are a ton of teams that could win the conference with tOSU being under the gun.

tOSU: Like I said before, they are under the gun, but have the best athletes in conference.

Michigan: Brady Hoke is a great coach and has won every where he's been. Can he revive the D? I think he can.

MSU: D'antoni(sp?) is a helluva coach and will have them as competative as anyone in the league.

NW: They are going to jump a lot of doubters this year.

Iowa: Kirk Ferentz seems to reload every year. Can they get over the hump?

Penn St: I think they get steam rolled this year.

Wisky: Again, always a solid team and seem to be getting more elite in the conferene every year that passes.

Nebraska: I read an article today talking about how well the Black Shirts play the run. With the Big X being mostly a run first conference, they should have a chance to win the conference in it's first year.

I left Illinois, Minn., Indiana, and Purdue out of the conversation, but feel free to add them.

My pick would be: Iowa......They seem to be ready to take the next step.

World Series

Not much is being talked about on the College World Series so I thought I would give you bastards a little 'up date' so when you see a score you will know what is going on.

While I'm writing this, UNC is up 2-0 in the top of the 7th on Texas and assuming that lead holds up then that will be all she wrote for Texas after they lost on Saturday to Florida. This will leave UNC facing the loser of tonight's Vandy/Florida match up, which should be a dandy. Florida has gotten the best of Vandy this year but I like Vandy tonight with Garvin (13-1) on the mound (Georgia boy, Suwannee). But don't be suprised at all to see the Gators win... Whitson hasn't lost a start all year (8-0).

The loser of this game will play UNC (assuming that score holds up that mentioned above) and I will take either of the SEC teams over UNC so we will probably have a rematch on 6/24 of tonights game. Bottom Line, either Vandy or Florida is coming out of Bracket #1.

In Bracket #2 you have Virgina facing the returning champ, South Carolina and already with a L beside their names you have California facing Texas A&M. Both of those games will be tomorrow with the losers game at 2 Eastern and the winners game at 7 eastern. The Virgina/South Carolina game, like in Bracket #1, will probably played again also. Who ever loses this game will beat the winner of Cal/A&M. And I will go with South Carolina. So after breaking the brackets down I have come up with 2 teams in Bracket #1 (Fla/Vandy) and 1 team in Bracket #2 (South Carolina)... Wait a minute.. Don't these teams have something in common?

Is the SEC pretty much taking over baseball like they have in Football?

Who I'm picking and Who I'm pulling for.

I'm taking the returning Champ to repeat, and I wouldn't be disappointed in that at all.

I'm pulling for Vandy to get themselves a title. They are the ass end of every SEC joke and I think it would be nice for them to have a National Title in something other than debate (i think i just did a vandy joke).

Jackass star dies

Can you believe something like this has not already happened to this group?
RIP Ryan Dunn, he was one entertaining guy.



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Guitar Riffs

I know there are a lot of music buffs that read this blog, I am not one of them. I know little about music ie. name of songs, who sings them and what year they came out. In saying all of this I have been traveling quite a bit the last couple of months and I have been forced to listen to the radio (radio meaning music). In all this radio time I have found there are certain things that EVERYBODY recognizes, such as guitar riffs. A song came on yesterday and right away I knew the song without a doubt. As the song was playing I started thinking about songs that you just know by hearing the guitar play, so I have come up with 5 that I know. Feel free to add because I am sure there are a ton that I do not even know.

5.Do you feel like we do. (Peter Frampton)
4. Paradise City (GnR)
3.Folsom Prison (Johnny Cash)
2. Dueling Banjos (?) (I know the difference in a banjo and a guitar)
1. Bad to the Bone (George Thorogood)

Again let me stress I know little to nothing about music, so enlighten me with your fast knowledge.

Happy Fathers Day....

I'm back you mofo's.

I'm been going through heroin like withdrawals from the blog but I'm back.

Boxing Hall of Fame

I like the fact that the Boxing Hall of Fame inducted Mike Tyson into the Hall.  I think they got it right when they were able to look past some of his ‘issues’ like biting the tip of a man’s ear off.  I think it is perfectly clear that Tyson isn’t all there, mentally, and I appreciate that the Hall was able to put him in.

The Sly also got in.  Now this was something that I had mixed feelings about…  I agree that Rocky was/is the best boxing movie(s) ever made.  What leaned towards agreeing with the selection is Sly not only stared in the movie but he also wrote it.

King James

“The Greater Man upstairs know when it's my time. Right now isn't the time.”  -Lebron James via Twitter last night after the game

I was speechless last night watching the 4th Quarter.  I can not remember an athlete in any sport, professional or armature, that was that soft in the final period of a championship game…  I’m  not talking about just his stats (Average of 3 pts in the 4th Qt for the Finals series) – because of double and triple teams, which he did get, I’m talking about his attitude.  I’m talking about the way he was walking, talking, looking, acting, everything about him had quit on it.  He just wanted the game to be over.  Even when he was sitting on the bench, he was dead. 

And after the game when he lets all his ‘haters’ know that we got to go back to the ‘real world’ and he gets to go on living the way he lives..  well, that didn’t help either lebron. 

The reason why you suck so bad in the closing minutes is that you are alone and you know it.  You are a human first and basketball player second and you know everyone hates you lebron.  You know that everyone is pulling against you lebron.  You know that you are public enemy #1 lebron.  And I can’t remember a person that won championships while being hated so bad. 

Profile Pic. Profiling

Facebook Profile pictures has gotten my attention lately and I am trying to get a good handle on what profile pics mean..  Here is what I have come up with so far.

• Entire Family
• you have to ask your wife permission to do pretty much anything.. including using the restroom. 

• Your Kid
• Odds are you are not liking the way you are looking these days…  so instead of making YOUR profile picture you, you make it your kid because that's cuter. 

(guess who the father of this little fella is?) 

• Just Your Dog
• You are lonely and you don’t like the way you look.  (exception to the rule is if your dog just dies)

I had no clue I feel in to this category until I went and looked at my old profile pictures…  This is Daisy.

• Just niece/nephew
• Your gay (Reese, since you are in the pic. w/ your Nephews.. you got saved)
• Professional Engagement Photo
• Really?  (see Entire Family description)
• Self portrait (w/ cleavage angle) 
• Begging for some one to have chat sex with them

• Any Picture older than 15 years
• You have not aged very well… and probably have no current pictures because no one likes you
• Your Car
• You have a very small penis

Pre-Disney

We are officially 3 days away from departure to the wonderful World of Disney.  Traci has already started packing…  seriously, she is starting to pack today for a 5 day trip that is 3 days away.  The girls are about to piss on themselves they are so pumped up – then there’s me. 

I got suggestions coming from EVERYONE that knows we are going.  ‘Let me tell you how to do Disney’ - ‘Listen to me on Disney now, I know what I’m talking about’ - ‘Be sure to ask for this’ - ‘oh, if you HAVE to make sure to do this’ – How about you be sure to tell someone who gives a shit what you are suggesting, that would be a good start for you.   I have asked a hand full of people their thoughts because I value their opinion, If I hadn’t asked you – then It’s because I don’t value your opinion on Disney.  Pretty easy how this works isn’t it?  

Southern Fried’s Bucket List

What would be the premiere sporting events that if we feel make up the South’s identity when it comes to sporting events.  I want the the top 5. 

Rules:  It has to be in the South.  It doesn’t matter if YOU have been to it, this is Southern Fried’s bucket list not yours personally.  Lets try to keep it logically, ie college football games – you could probably list 7 or 8 games but lets try to narrow it down and leave your personal feelings out of it. 

The Masters

Kentucky Derby

The Iron bowl

Cocktail Party 

Daytona 500

Talladega

Talk to me!!  Tell me what your thinking?

Left Behind

This is an email I got from a buddy who is down at the beach that he sent to some other friends who obviously are down there with him.  I removed names incase anyone had a problem with it.  enjoy. 

Apparently unbeknownst to all of you and your wives, after I paid for your lawsy dawdy $1,056 dinner at Puffy's all-white place, I was led to the distinct impression everyone was going to "shake booties."  While I fully intended to go directly home and make sweet love to my wife, I was fully aware that without me any booty shakin extravaganza would be well below optimal. Thus, I requested to be droped off at [location removed], despite the mild protestations of my bride, who was more interested in the aforementioned sweet lovin. Imagine my surprise to find myself alone.  After commandeering a phone from an overly trusting fat chick, I sent two text messages alerting yall of the SOS situation and requesting immediate rescue from the Wonderpets. After 2 hrs of no response, and $35 in tips to the house band who only knew Zeppelin and The Stones, I started my 1.5 mile stroll home. In total darkness. It was shortly after I left the parking lot that the turtle first reared his ugly head. I wrastled him valiantly for the next 1.4 miles until I was 14 ft from my front door and, naturally, he won out. As I crabwalked the last four yards to the bathroom, jeans around my knees, imagine my amazement that it is actually possible to get shit on the FRONT of one's hand as well as the business side. After 15 minutes of hazmat cleanup, I found my way to bed so I could set my alarm to fish with you loyal friends in a mere 4 hrs. My 7-yr old is far from special forces, but he is intimately familiar with the concept of "leave no man behind.". Obviously, you all were absent for that day of Badass School. I will see you all in the morning. Thank you for your support.

Sent at 1:42 am

Hard to beat a good ‘shit yourself’ story.  Anytime I am in a crunch at a social event and am looking for something that will grab peoples attention, my ‘go-to’ is a good ‘shit yourself’ story. 

A-la-BAMA Girl

this young lady was spotted in Dothan last week by a ‘friend of the blog’ and was sent to me requesting that she get a little bit of Southern Fried love.  He claims her face was perfect and she smelled like fresh roses on a beautiful spring morning with no chicken houses anywhere around.  The only criticism I have is her hair seems, at least on this photo, that it is a little past due for a high light…  bringing up another thought – curtain/carpet (does that even matter anymore??  with the amount of ‘tile floors’ down stairs these days, carpet shade is really insignificant) 

I appreciate the walk, which accents the ass, and are these sun dresses going to keep getting smaller and smaller until you can actually see roast beef hanging out??  Don’t get me wrong, I am not against it but when this bitch walks by and some dude that has less class than me says, ‘hey baby, you want some dick?’ she should not get offended at all – just answer politely, you asked for it.