Stereo Type??

These gentlemen have several things in common but 2 things stick out (pun). 

Black and Hung.  What stereo type do white guys have that we can be proud of??  besides being smarter. 

5-10 : 93lbs – not for me

This is not a size sexy to me.  I don’t understand why girls today think they need to look like crack heads to be sexy.  It kills me.  Last night I would walk through the living room while Traci was watching the Oscar red carpet bull shit on TV and every bitch that got out of her car was way to damn skinny.   Nothing but fake titties, elbows, and hip bones.  I don’t like it.  I don’t like it at all. 

Now I understand that some of yall have skinny wives that you are really proud of and if I was single I would bed any of them that I could.  Yes, while they were married to you.  BUT!  that does not mean that I would prefer it I would probably just be doing because I hate most of you. 

Now don’t get me wrong here, I aint talking about a big ass fat bitch like this Valentine

What I am curious about is when did collar bones become so sexy??  don’t you remember in College – those first 2 years watching girls get nice asses and little bellies??  that shit is a 1000% more sexy than they were when they were seniors in high school and looked like they had been taking chemo treatments. 

I guess, my man Unkown Hinson said it best..

Hang Over 2

This is a sequel that I think will be funny as fuck. 

The first one was great!!  When Traci and I went to the first one we were sitting next to this black couple and the guy was scratching his bare foot and his girl friend was eating pop corn.  I thought i would make a funny and leaned over the girl and said, “i wouldn’t let him eat any of the popcorn” and the black guy just stared at me.  he didn’t think that it was a funny. 

Stop sailing your boat in the Indian Ocean

If anybody gets killed in the Indian Ocean sailing around for shits and giggles.. well, I’m sorry but if I go swimming in the Louisiana swamp with chunks of meat tied to me and I end up as dinner for some lucky gator - I would be known as a slap dick. 

What is the difference in doing that and when a group of rich people get in their fancy sail boat and sail off into an Ocean that is full of Pirates that will kill you for your shit?  Nothing!! 

What pisses me off about this shit is that we put a group of Navy Seals’ lives in harms way to save these douche bags.  1 got into a knife fight and stabbed one of the Pirates (cool as hell). 

I want to know what is out in the Indian Ocean that is worth running into a group of Pirates???

This morning a group of Dutch Sailors have been taken with children.. 

Meth Heads of the SEC

MSN has a story about this new anti-drug campaign showing before/after shots of meth heads.  And actually these are not really “Before” shots because the subjects had already been arrested for drug use..  So I turned some of them into SEC fans.

UGA - I like the dedication to the center part making this gentlemen the Mark Richt of Meth Heads

Miss State -  I did not know that Meth made you blacker but Sylvester Croome would be proud or Leroy Hammond

Kentucky – Dewey probably should have stayed on Kentucky weed instead of the Meth

Auburn - “I feel asleep on my pizza” Anna Belle should have stuck with Cam Juice instead of shooting up Meth

Florida – Joni’s mullet.. need I say more

Bama – Denny Byrant Smith  started out looking like a sexual predator and then just a typical Bamar

Vandy – Whitney put her brain to use and figured out a way to wake up her lazy eye

Arkansas – Meth helped Bobbi Jean Sue move up the ranks with Walmart and fit in better at Arkansas games

Ole Miss – Harrold County DA’s daughter Scarlett  went from hanging out on the Grove to striping in Tupelo

South Carolina – Myrtle went from pulling for the Gamecocks to playing Games with cocks

UT – Bobby Ray started having to buy his own stuff after Fat Phil fired from the Vols

LSU – refusing to leave during Katrina Jean-Luc Miles toughed out for his beloved Tigers

random

couple of quick random things.

1. God, it is so pretty outside and I am really looking forward to taking the girls fishing, riding the 4 wheeler, doing yard work, riding dirt roads, just enjoying the pretty weather.  The bad thing is when it is pretty outside it is really hard to justify why you I am sitting on my ass in my boxer shorts at 2:30 on a Sunday afternoon…  I’m still not sure how to pull that off with out looking like a worthless sack of shit but I intend to figure it out how this year.
2. Netflix for the Wii is the shit – I have been up for the last 2 nights until 1 am watching season 1 of Californication (which is a bad ass show) and I have several more showtime and hbo original series to catch up on.  This does not help #1 on this list.
3. I don’t remember Parker and Rachel crying like Audrey does every evening.  I’m not sure what is causing this and I’m pretty sure that I am not helping out nearly enough… maybe this pretty weather will help.
4. Planning a trip to Disney World this year is so much fun.  It’s really great to plan out a $2,500 vacation when you have $18 in your savings account.  Really shows how much my priorities are in line. 
5. Woodford Reserve is the best Whiskey i have ever put in my mouth.  Thanks DR (I dont want to put his name on here because he thinks very highly of himself and wouldn’t want to have his name on Southern Fired.  he also likes to suck dick)
6. Going to be going to a Bachelor party in April that is being planned about as good as the evacuation of New Orleans – the only difference is that their are no black people involved – and I’m not sure where I stand…  option A: fuck it, doesnt matter.  option B: take over the planning and get stiffed for several hundreds of dollars and set my Disney Trip back..  I’ll go with option A.
7. NBA trades.  who gives a shit. 
8. Spring Training.  who gives a shit.
9. I’m glad Dale Jr didn’t win the Daytona 500 because I would be so sick and tired of hearing people talk about how fixed Nascar is.  The most popular driver in the last 8 years hasn’t won a race in over 90 races.  I’m pretty sure it isn’t fixed people.
10. I don’t have a tenth but didn’t want to stop at 9.

Diamond Shopping

Do you think Dan Uggla was enough to put the Braves back in the postseason this year? Here is what I think.

 

Our lineup I project to be

1. Prado
2. Heyward
3. Uggla
4. McCann
5. Chipper (I hope)
6. Gonzo
7. Freeman
8. Mclouth

is a really strong top to bottom with speed and power throughout. I think Freeman could be BIG he is only batting in the 7 spot because he is a Rookie and doesn’t have the power to bat clean up but I think he could be a number 3 or 5 hitter. I think if Freemen is on the shortlist of 5 or so players for NL rookie of the year I think we will be better than last year offensively.

 

Our rotation I project to be

1. Hudson
2. Hanson
3. Lowe
4. Jurrjens
5. Beachy

Now this is until Medlin gets back which who knows when that could be. Lowe could be huge as the 3rd starter, even he didn’t have a great year last year he finished strong with a 5-0 record an era well under 2.00 in the last month and into the playoffs. If Beachy and Minor can alternate for 9 or 10 wins until Medlin gets back hopefully in Aug I think we will in the thick of it

The Bullpen of Peter Moylan, Scott Linebrink, George Sherrill I think is one of our biggest strengths so I will not spend a whole lot of time on that.

Now comes the ?

With the loss of Wagoner can Kimbrel step up and be a legit closer? I don’t know I personally think the job should go to Venters but he is a lethal set up man and the Braves seem to love this Kimbrel kid, for one I hope they are right.

Great Idea by ME!!!!

Why don't every author on this blog (other than me obv).........

GFY!!!!!!!!!

Get ready for 2011 boys......

Monday

This video made me laugh pretty damn hard…

Weekend in Hartwell went pretty good.  I don’t ever get to see as many people as I would like to but thats always the case.  I didn’t run into some blog supporters at Hartwell Golf Course that spoke highly of the blog.  Always good to hear people enjoy this as much as we all do.

I met Reese’s new girlfriend this weekend and I was impressed.  She was very nice, she laughed at my jokes, and she was smoking hot.  I could tell Reese was a nervous wreck though just waiting on me to tell a story about him that she doesn’t know yet.  But I didn’t… I don’t think.  I may have.  But not on purpose.

A couple of weeks back I tweeted how Georgia’s chances of making the Dance were done… Starrett told me I didn’t know what I was talking about and then took a personal shot at my Church Basketball skills that I felt was uncalled for.  Well, it turns out that Slap Dick Starrett may have been correct (This is very difficult for me to put on the blog because some of you do not understand just how “always correct” this bastard is – he is the guy that you can’t talk to about certain things because he makes you want to stab a ice pick in your eye) If the Dawgs beat Bama this weekend in T-Town, which will be very very hard – bama hasnt lost at home in a good little while and Anthony Grant has those boys finally buying into what he is preaching, then Georgia has a chance to go Dancing even with out the AQ of the SEC tourney.. 

I do not free base cocaine.. i do not!

Aarron Murray sprained his ankle today, nothing serious.

Level of Class??

Yesterday Pepper was comparing the “Level of Class” of a couple of different actions from Bamars and Barners…

Last Night the children of this man who has been arrested for the poisoning of the Oaks on Toomers Corner made a statement asking for people to leave them alone.  They have had to take a 13 year old out of school due to threats and the family has received several DEATH threats including some to the young children in the family.  The family is having to be protected now because of the danger of some Auburn fans. 

Where is sending a family a “death threat” on the “Level of Class” meter??

Toomers Corner.....

I must say that I was expecting some blog activity this morning after the reports of the poisoned trees in Cow Town, AL was released. Whoever this idiot is that did this should be prosecuted to the fullest extent possible. At the same time, it should be noted that one idiot doesn't represent an entire fan base.

Because I am not educated in the use of Clitter, I really don't understand one of the comments that I can see on Culpeckers account. By that I mean I cannot tell if this is something he posted or something that someone else sent to him. However, if I am understanding it the right way, I have this to say......Blaming this on all Bama fans makes you even dumber than your your "Bradweiser - King of Queers" t shirt. And if it takes something like this to get you fired up for the Iron Bowl, you shouldn't call yourself an Auburn fan.

I was reading one of the ESPN blogs last night about this story and some of the comments were quite comical. These two fan bases seem to get a thrill out of calling the each other low rent, redneck, classless, dumb, ignorant, inbred when in reality it just makes both sides look stupid.


BP

*RTR*

Tiger Trap

You guys know that Tiger is not of my favorite golfers, that being said this is AWESOME. I would freak out.

 

NASCAR Fantasy

I started a fantasy league for neckcar on Yahoo. Join up if you'd like.

group id #: 22789
password: beer30

10/300??

Would you pay a “31” year old first baseman who’s numbers have dipped in every category except home runs $300 million for 10 years? If you would here is some food for thought. Best power hitters of the last 15 years let’s name em’. I will start with Bonds, McGwire, Sosa, Pujols, and A-rod. 1 combined ring. Is paying for that power really worth it?

A Fitting Image for the blog......

I know that Joe already posted a photo of Dylan and I appreciate that. However, I thought that this one was a little more fitting for the Southern Fried Blog. Hope you guys enjoy.....

Pulley just texted me a photo......

Congrats Pulley.....

lil Pulley is here

 

6.9 lbs and 20 1/2 in long – Dylan Chase Pulley

Healthy white baby and Mama is doing fine, from what I understand.

Last night I was showing someone new the blog – I went through the archives and showed him when it started.  One of the first few posts had something to do with Pulley, Starrett, Reese, Culpepper and Jody and you guys are THE reason this thing is still alive.  We now have had 2 babies born, an engagement, and several several great stories shared.  Great arguments, personal attacks, and even some momma jokes – all the while in good fun.

Last night when Pulley sent me a text with Dylan’s numbers he put, “update the blog” – He had just had a new baby boy and within a few hours was thinking of Southern Fried.  It just got me thinking how special this thing has become to me and I wanted to tell you guys just how much I appreciate your partnership.  When someone is slacking, then someone else picks it up and I thank you for it.

Pulley, Congratulations on becoming a father.  

Front Runners and suprise teams of 2011!!

Let's start with the Big 12 or whatever they are going to be:

Obviuosly OU should be the favorite to come out of this conference, but who do you think will be the suprise team to make some noise/scare a few teams?

I'm going with KSU. I believe this will be Bill Snyder's 3rd year back with the program he built. They have gotten some good recruits since his arrival and he seems to be an outstanding coach, even though he's 112. They may fall flat on there face, but I think they will make some noise in the Big 12-2. Whatcha think?

Joe, quit tweeting nonsense

Do you know anything about college basketball? You are making me think that you don't. Just as you were one of the worst church basketball players ever to lace them up. A loss to Xavier is not gonna keep the Dawgs out of the dance. UGA needs to finish strong with a winning record in conference play and we'll be dancing in March.

We got wireless at the hospital.......

and my wife already hates me. Our RN is pretty cute so that is a plus. I am stoked that I will be able to keep up with the important things in life: Facebook, Southern Fried, Yahoo Fantasy Golf, my bank account and ALee's clitter posts.

All kidding aside, I am pretty much in shock right now. More to come........

Trick shots from a QB.

Word on the street...Ealey gone!!!

That's what my GON hunting site/sports forum guys are saying. I also read a couple of weeks back that he may be going to the 'boro to play B Back. If this pans out, does Crowell get thrown in as a true frosh or does that leave Malcome or the little dude to lace'em up ?

Super Bowl Prediction

Pittsburgh Steelers 45

Green Bay Packers –3

• Green Bay and Aaron Rodgers offense has averaged 13.7 pts in the 3 games they played against Chicago Bears and I don’t think the Bears D is as good as the Steelers
• Go to about the 3:17 mark on this video.  2:30 left to go in the 4th Qt on your own 22 yard line – down 23-20 with only 2 Time outs.
• First play, holding on Pitt – backs em up to their own 12 (1st and 20) w/ 2:24 left..

Steelers Win out right and you are getting them with 3 free points.  3 points are a lot of points in any NFL game, especially a Super Bowl. 

Alabama fax girl cam. Good stuff,

http://coedmagazine.com/2011/02/02/alabama-fax-cam-girl-photos/

In the spirit of NSD

I'll start a commitment signing page for the blog and will try and update it if it will allow me to edit....

The following players have faxed in their LOI and will attend the respective school.


UGA - Chris Conley (#34 ****WR), Christian LeMay (#8 ****QB), Nathan Theus (NR **LS, brother is a 5 star OT in 2012), Chris Mays (#50 ***DT), Sanford Seay (#146 ***WR), Watts Dantzler (#23 ****OT), Nick Marshall (#15 ****CB), Sterling Bailey (#37 ***DE), David Andrews (#6 ***C), Ray Drew (#6 *****DE), Amarlo Herrera (#11 ****MLB), Devin Bowman (#38 ***CB), Quintavious Harrow (#136 **S), Xzavier Ward (#40 ***OT), Zach DeBell (#28 ****OT), Corey Moore (#6 ****S), Damain Swann (#9 ****CB), Malcolm Mitchell (#7 ****CB), Jay Rome (#4 ****TE), Hunter Long (#41 ***OG), Justin Scott-Wesley (#51 ***WR), Kent Turene (#37 ***MLB), Ramik Wilson (#27 ***OLB), Chris Sanders (#20 ****S), Isaiah Crowell (#1 *****RB)




GT - Kyle Travis (NR **DE), Sean Tobin (NR **LS), Demontevious Smith (#63 ***QB), Errin Joe (#31 ***OG), Zach Laskey (#12 **FB), Vad Lee (#47 ***QB), Darren Waller (#54 ***S), Jabari Hunt-Days (#29 ***OLB), Anthony Harrell (#36 ***MLB), Nick Menocal (#60 ***OLB), Chris Milton (#82 ***WR), Tremayne McNair (#31 ***MLB), Trey Braun (#80 ***OG), Chaz Cheeks (#72 ***OLB), Corey Dennis (NR **WR), Jamal Golden (#102 **QB), Tyler Marcordes (NR **TE), Broderick Snoddy (#117 ***RB), Jeff Greene (#132 ***WR), Shaquille Mason (#89 ***OG), Bryan Chamberlain (#72 ***OT), Domonique Noble (#47 ***S)




ALA - Jeoffrey Pagan (#16 ****DE), Dee Hart (#8 ****RB), Aaron Douglas (JC ***OT), Jesse Williams (JC ****DT), Phillip Ely (#41 ***QB), Trey DePriest (#1 *****MLB), Ryan Kelly (#2 ****C), Vinnie Sunseri (#28 ***MLB), Quinton Dial (JC ****DT), Ha'Sean Clinton-Dix (#1 *****S), Xzavier Dickson (#13 ****DE), Jabriel Washington (#19 ****CB), LaMichael Fanning (#25 ****DE), Christian Jones (#29 ***CB), Isaac Luatua (#18 ***OG), Brent Calloway (#7 ****OLB), Malcolm Faciane (#22 ***TE), Bradley Sylve (#36 ****WR), D.J. Pettway (#23 ***DT), Danny Woodson (#28 ****WR), Marvin Shinn (#17 ****WR)



AUB - Erique Florence (#5 ****S), Brandon Fulse (#13 ****TE), Tre Mason (#29 ****RB), Kris Frost (#17 ****OLB), Jonathan Rose (#14 ****CB), C.J. Uzomah (#8 ****TE), Jaylon Denson (#63 ***WR), Angelo Blackson (#29 ***DT), Reese Dismukes (#5 ****C), Thomas O'Reilly (#30 ***OG), Jermaine Whitehead (#24 ****CB), Greg Robinson (#7 ****OG), Jabrian Niles (#27 ****DE), Devaunte Sigler (#44 ***DE), Christian Westerman (#1 *****OG), Sammie Coates (#57 ***WR), Kiehl Frazier (#4 *****QB), Chris Landrum (#22 ***MLB), Robensen Therezie (#27 ****CB), Keymiya Harrell (#62 ***DE), Quan Bray (#18 ****RB), Justin Garrett (#12 ****OLB), Anthony Swain (#36 ***S), Gabe Wright (#11 ****DT)

Good read on recruit rankings for All SEC team.

http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/19501/how-all-sec-team-ranked-as-recruits