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Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Some Rankings
#1 ALABAMA
#2 FLORIDA
#3 GEORGIA
#4 LSU
#5 SOUTH CAROLINA
#6 OLE MISS
#7 AUBURN
#8 ARKANSAS
#9 TENNESSE
#10 MISS STATE
#11 VANDY
#12 KENTUCKY
With a Ga victory over LSU
#3 UGA
#4 SO CAR
#5 OLE MISS
#6 LSU
With a LSU victory over Georgia
#3 LSU
#4 UGA
the reason I drop LSU further down then UGA is the fact that it would prove that LSU isn’t that good of a team with almost an upset by Miss St and you would have to pick Ole Miss or USC over LSU at that point. The fact that Ga has already beaten USC makes it harder for them to fall below them this early in the season.
NEXT IS UT HOSTING AUBURN
I actually think Auburn wins this game and my rankings reflect it. I don’t think I would change anything at all if this were to happen.
HOWEVER if UT takes care of business and hands Auburn a loss here then I’m dropping Auburn down to #9 and moving UT up a spot to #8, that would move Arkansas up to the #7 spot.
As for the rest of the Nation, My top 5
#1 Alabama
#2 Florida
#3 Texas
#4 Va Tech#5 USC
Monday, September 28, 2009
The Panel's Results
UGA –11 ½, they have to hit a field goal with no time left to win the game, hardly a “cod lock” Jody. And the Vandy –7 pick? vandy was probably the best pick of the week here and that’s why Jody gets the “PICKER OF THE WEEK”
#2 “SLAY YOUR BOOKIE” John S @ .330
it says a lot about the quality of the picks here when the person that comes in 2nd place had .330 winning percentage. If John would have put a $100 on each of his picks he would have “PAID HIS BOOKIE” $120. But still he comes in second
#3 Rusty Teez @ .250
It all started on Thursday night when Rusty picked Ole Miss and the over starting his Thursday off 0 and 2. then it goes into Friday night with Mizzo and Rusty says, “this game will clear 70 points.” There were 52 points scored in the game. If it was not for the wisc game rusty would have not won a game.
#4 Reese @ .250
Lsu was a double digit favorite and almost lost straight up. “Penn st wins by 21” is what Reese said about this game and Penn St loses straight up at home. The Fla game going over was never going to happen. Notre Dame –7, are you kidding me. This teams “looks pretty good” to you. I see now why you are sitting at .200
#5 D.F.L.
the man himself. I come up with 2 picks sometime 3. when I go down I go down hard. And this week I went down in flames. Sitting @ .000, 0 and 2.
As a panel we went 4 and 12. WOW.
Leonards Losers you better watch out, the ______________ is the blog version and we are going to take over.
We need a name for this panel, send me your ideas
Friday, September 25, 2009
Jody's Picks 9/26
ok, I told you guys last week that Jody wants everyone to see how good he can pickem' but doesnt want to write reasons why. well i wouldn't have agreeded to do it again but he did go 2 and 0 last week and so lets see what Jody is thinking.
Georgia -11 1/2
Jody did tell me on the phone that this is the week that the Dawgs "click" and they put up big numbers and hold ASU to very few points
Vandy -7 "uab beat rice" - thats all that was said guys. sorry if this isnt much help but the guy did go 2/0 last week
Thursday, September 24, 2009
John Starrett "slay your bookie" 9/24
This week we are gonna lay a lot of chalk and we are staying at home in the SEC. Usually a good rule of thumb is to take the dog when receiving double digit points at home in the SEC. Well, to hell with conventional wisdom because its time to SLAY YOUR BOOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LSU vs MSU
Ok, here we have a classic trap game. LSU has UGA and Florid

ASU vs UGA
Another

(check out the Arizona State chicks... hubba hubba! i dont think i have said hubba hubba in 22 years.)

Meyer will be trying to iron out the wrinkles in his spread offense against Kentucky this week. To make this short, he will succeed. Lay the 21.5 and .........SLAY YOUR BOOKIE!!!!!
Rusty T's picks 9/24

Mich state/Wisconsin -3

Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Reese's Sept 26th picks

NCST -1 vs Pitt NCST is the highest scoring offense in the ACC which isn’t saying much, but they’re going against Wandstache. That dude sux.
UF & Kentucky over 54 UF may cover this one on their own. I look for Rich Brooks to have few tricks up his sleeve for at least 21 pts. If the weather is good, jump all over this.
Penn St -9.5 vs Iowa This is going to be a whiteout game and Penn St is looking for revenge from last years last second loss. Penn St also hasn’t covered this year so they win by 21 with the Spread HD clicking.
ND -7 @ Purdue ND hasn’t played poorly this year. From everything I’ve seen they are actually pretty good. From the little I’ve watched Purdue they suck ball bags.
I know you hate when I have a lot of picks but that’s how I cover my ass. I’ll put it up but let me know how.
My picks - Week of Sept 26th
Boston College
Total 41
This line came out at 6:46 pm Sunday night at BC –1 ½ and by 7:06 (just 20 min later) it had moved 4 points to Wake –2 ½. This SCREAMED at me. So naturally I went searching for a reason why. I thought surly someone is hurt. Is it Riley Skinner? No. Who then? No one. The only reason this line moved this much is because of the amount of action they got right off the bat on Wake. No body moves a line 4 pts that quick. BC had their first true test last week against an average Clemson team and BC looked bad, real bad. Their leading rusher had 21 yards and their leading receiver had just 13. They went 1 – 12 on 3rd downs and they only had 4 total 1st downs. Clemson’s Defense isn’t great, BC just doesn’t have any play makers. Now Wake Forest. Riley Skinner is the real deal, how ever Wake doesn’t have any play makers either other than Skinner. That’s why Riley himself had to take it in for the go ahead TD with 1 second left to beat Stanford at home. “Wait Joe, first you got me thinking Wake. Now you got me thinking BC?” I know, I know, I know. The answer is Wake and the Under for my very first Cod Lock Parlay. Both teams know that they will not have to score many points to win so they will play it very conservatively.
Wake wins 20 to 13
Alabama –17 ½
Arkansas
I want to preface this for all my Alabama friends and readers that I think Alabama is o

Alabama 31
Arkansas 24
Note. If I see the two little sluts that wear the hounds tooth hats 80 times during this game I’m going to scream. Yes they are hot, but come on. I have been to Tuscaloosa before and they have a lot of hot women up there.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Slay your bookie - from john starett
California vs. Minnesota

(minnesota are the gophers if your what the picture is for)

(google "north texas" images and this came up - had to include it)
Georgia Arkansas

What I know (and think I know) about Arkansas.
They have an offense that will hit short yardage passes over and over and over and then go deep. That worries me with prince miller getting burned. We give up a big play early and the crowd (full of fat hogs by the way) could get rowdy.
I didn’t see the game with Missouri State. On the box score (thats a link guys, click box score and it will take you to it - pretty cool huh?) a couple of things jumped out at me. 1) Ark 3 – 10 on 3rd down conversions BUT 3/3 on 4th down. Why did they go for 4th down 3 times against Missouri State? Hmmmmmm one time it was in the 3rd qt and they were up 48 – 10. the only reason they were doing this (I think) is to practice for what is ahead. I see the Hogs going for it on 4th down a good bit in this game, so don’t get all excited when we stop them on 3rd down. 2) 2nd and Long – this is where I feel the game will be decided. (of course besides mistakes, turnovers, big plays, and all the other bullshit that is obvious when talking about the out come of a ball game) 2nd and Long is where I feel slick Willie will….. who knows. Lets hope this is where he has the guys ready and we put enough pressure with the front 4 that we have enough guys in the back to protect.
Ryan Mallett every thing you want to know about this kid he has his own web site if you click DOUCHE BAG you will go right to it. Cliff notes. Big guy, rocket arm, good in the pocket, not real fast. Everything else is BS. Another words, our guys up front HAVE TO GET PRESSURE ON THIS DOUCHE BAG!!!
Bobo calls a good game. Slick Willie has the boys ready and shuts them down. Mark Richt stands there looking cool (in his own mind)
Georgia 31
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Another note from a fan
jay, this blog is just for stupid people. thats it. all smart people/asses are not welcome to read it.
Rusty T's Cod Locks


From Jody

Picks from Reese for this week sept 17
(i have a great picture of reese coming soon)
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Cod Locks for the week of Sept 17th

Georgia fans, do you rememeber watching the Gerogia/Florida game last year? Do you rememeber ESPN showing the emnd zone dance from the year before over and over and over? What was the out come of that game? 49 – 10 and the line was only 7 ½!! This UT team is not that good. Crompton’s TD:INT ratio is 5:5. Last week against UCLA I think UT turned the ball over 5 times and anytime UCLA put the ball on the ground UT couldn’t recover it. I enjoyed watching the UT / UCLA game but after watching Fla play a pretty good Troy team and just play with them, if I was a UT man I wouldn’t make the trip to the swamp.
Florida - 56
UT – 17 (welcome to the SEC Kiff)
Middle Tenn St @ Maryland
Maryland went in to overtime against James Madison last week.

MTS - 33UM – 28
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Steinhatchee

Saturday morning got up about 5 am, went to the docks to get our rented boat and set out on the open sea. Just 4 guys, 2 coolers of beer, and smiles. First cast, culpepper lands a nice Red Fish. we get it in the boat and then the conversation starts... how long does a Red Fish need to be to be a keeper? Who has the ruler? You got to be kidding me. no one knows how big a fish needs to be? how about trout? how about anything!?!?! anyway, we learned our lesson to make sure you take a ruler when going on the open sea. So we fished for a little while longer and decided to go south a couple of miles. then Mark noticed a storm WAY off in the distance. "that storm cant be 30 miles from here" i said. Then rusty starts counting mississippi's from lighting to thunder so he could figure out exactly how far away it is. so we keep fishing because Rusty and I determine how far away the storm is and how fast its moving and what direction its moving in. About 10 to 15 minutes go by and Culpepper says, "hey guys, i think that storm is moving in on us pretty fast." So then Rusty and I explain to Culpepper how to figure out how far away a storm is and he isnt interested in listening. Then about that time the Radio says, "dead weight to see hag." "see hag, go ahead." "how bad is this storm that's coming in and how fast is it moving?" "their is a lot of lightning and its moving in on us pretty fast, we recommend coming in." ok, so maybe storms move faster on water than they do land.... that's when the rain

we get back out and since we had such bad luck going south we decided to go north this time. after we noticed that there is a HUGE ruler on the side of the boat we realized that we have to ways to measure any fish that we do catch. we start catching some fish but no keepers but at least we are catching. The beer is tasting good, the sun is shining and we are feeling good. im still referring to myself as captian also. Mark comes over and checks the gas container. "guys the gas is looking kinda low," Mark expains. then i tell him, "step back and let the captian take a look. ahw shit, we got plenty a gas." so we keep fishing and fishing and fishing. also drinking a good bit of beer. well we start heading back in stopping and fishing along the way and on the last stop, right before 5.00, the engine dont start. "i told you we wouldn't have enough gas." Mark reminds me. "Jesus Christ Joe, are you serious?" culpepper asks. "why are you guys not referring to me as Capt anymore?" i ask. "BECAUSE WE ARE OUT OF GAS!!! CAPTAIN DIP SHIT!!" culpepper answers. Rusty then tells me, "call the marina on the radio and tell them to bring us gas.... captain." i'm picking up some sarcasm in the "captain" part. I pick up the CB and pause...... "i dont want to come over the radio and say we are out of gas," i say. Rusty then says, "Well what do you recommend we do?.... captain." again, sarcasm on the captain part. "alright, alright, alright, ill say we are having engine problems and it may be the gas," i explain. "yea joe, thats a great idea," culpepper says in his smart ass voice. "Rental boat 1 to marina, Rental boat 1 to marina" - "marina, go ahead" - "yea we got some engine problems and it may be gas" - "hang on rental boat, ill get a mechanic to call you back" - at this point we are all chuckling at ourselves. then mark yells, "what the hell is that?" "thats a sting

When we

sunday didn't have near the adventure, but we did choose to partake in the scalloping fun. we felt gay at first, but didnt know just how much fun it would be to find these little boogers. AND they are mean. the first one we found snapped at us and it scared us. Any way, we are gonna make another trip sometime in the future - maybe November. im sure it will be a good trip and you know that you will be able to read all about it.
ill add some pictures to this story soon.
Reese on the Tech/Clemson game
Notes from some of my fans

I am truly ashamed to say that I took UAB solely on your damn

I read your blog and here is my response:
I am not sure how Ok St losing makes you feel any better about UGAy. Houston put up over 40 against a team that held your dogs to 1 TD. Plus, you gave up 37 points to a SC team that managed 1 TD against a lower tier ACC team. If you ask me, this game should give you more doubt, not hope. - another one from Pulley. Pulley, i didnt say that the okl state game made me feel better. i actually said that it caused for more concern. i said after watching the georgia game again, i felt better. or this is what i meant to say.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Georgia South Carolina thoughts
as for the Georgia game.. Saturday night while watching i kept wandering why Willie kept us in the nickel but i watched the game again sunday night and i didnt reliaze how many players we had hurt. i think that willie may have just been playing with what he had. still dont make me feel good about giving up 37 points to a so Carolina team that didn't score but 7 last week. special teams. what can you say but good things about boykin. wow. and smith is one of those kids that, to put in jimbo's w

after the game i do think that we have chances in every game we play this year. and after OSU, especially after they lost to Houston, i wasnt feel very good about this year. its crazy how much a win can change things.
Arkansas had last week off. we played in a 4 hour barn burner. we travel, they stay at home. we may have our hands full but i do feel we can/will win.
early line on the game. Pick em. then it moved to Arkansas -1.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Cod Locks for 9/12
what better way to start one of these blogs than 2 picks that cant lose. I want everyone to be clear here. I'm gonna throw out several games at the end of this but only 2 of them have ATM on it.
SMU @ UAB
with UAB laying 12 points.
Last week SMU played Stephen F. Austin at home. [Mustang quarterback Bo Levi Mitchell scored on fourth-and-1 with 7:47 left in the game to help the Mustangs (1-0) erase a nine-point fourth-quarter deficit and take a 24-23 lead.] did you catch the part in that that said 9 point 4th qt deficit? to Stephen F Austin? this game was 23-14 going in the 4th qt. SFA had 6 turn overs in this game, 5 of them picks with 4 of them coming in the 1st 3 quarters. what im saying here is that they threw 4 picks and still had a 9 point lead going into the 4th qt. this game wasn't close because SFA was playing lights out, this game was this close because SMU is that bad. come on, maybe I'm underestimating the

Neil Calloway and the UAB blazers win big in front of the home crowd by 21 points. UAB 45 SMU 24.
TCU -12 at Virgina
please, someone tell me why in the world Al Groh still has a job. they got beat by William and Mary last week. say that out loud and tell me you dont chuckle. "Virgina got beat by William and Mary last week" (then you start to chuckle) any way. TCU allowed the fewest TD's than any other team in D1 last year and i dont see UVA scoring one this weekend. Patterson is the hottest coach not at a BCS school and he has got the TCU horny frogs playing at a level that we never thought we would see. they finished in the top 10 last year in the final ap poll and they can line up and play with anybody. they had the number 1 ranked D in the nation last year and they can grind it out. they go to Va and only lay 12 points. come on. this is TCU's opener and last year they opened with a decent Baylor team and won 27 to 0. Va may not score in this game and i see TCU putting up at least 20. even if Va gets lucky and scores a TD they still dont cover. Al Groh works on his resume after this game when TCU handles them convincingly.
TCU 27 Va 6
other games i like...
Southern Cal -7 @ Ohio State. I'm a little nervous about a true freshman QB going into the horse shoe in front of 100k people but not enough to over look that Pete Carroll owns the Big 10.
Houston +15 1/2 @ Oklahmoa State. Houston has a much better offense than Georgia. they will come in to Okl St thinking they can win. they will not be scared of the national ranking. last year Houston beat both ranked teams they played and they also beat Okl St back in 06. not saying Houston wins but think they can score enough points to keep it under 15 1/2.
Bowling Green +19 @ Mizzo. Bowling Green had a long week after they beat Troy last Thursday at home and Mizzo has very young team this year. they lost their QB, and 2 first round draft picks. graduated 22 seniors and this year only has 14 on the team. i think the line is this high because Mizzo has a ranking and a little history up putting up big numbers. not this year. (i don't think)
feel free to post some of you picks also
and remember, i do not recomend gambling. its not a good thing and it can over take you.
Just a test run
try number 2 - david hale has some good tid bits here - i think i just did it. its called a "link" for you guys that dont know about this blogging thing. its taken me a while but now i have gotten on board the whole blogg trail and i plan on making post when ever i feel like it. gonna have some cod locks, game recaps, and random thoughts.
now for the photo post

ok, got the photo part down. not sure what that is but it is pretty freaky.
now gonna get a little tricky and go with a video upload/post. becareful now.
ok, ill keep working on the video uploads. prolly a good thing that i cant do that. may get a little bit dirty.
anyway, hope you enjoy.
joe
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- John Starrett "slay your bookie" 9/24
- Rusty T's picks 9/24
- Reese's Sept 26th picks
- My picks - Week of Sept 26th
- Slay your bookie - from john starett
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- Another note from a fan
- Rusty T's Cod Locks
- From Jody
- Picks from Reese for this week sept 17
- Cod Locks for the week of Sept 17th
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