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Saturday, December 31, 2011
Revival of the Blog
Happy New Year!
Friday, December 30, 2011
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Tea Bag your bookies picks o the week...
Monday, October 10, 2011
SEC rankings - Revision
#1 - LSU (1) - No change at the top.
#2 - Alabama (2) - No change.
#3 - UGA (3) - No change
#4 - Arkansas (6) - Arkansas moves up two slots and are a solid #4.
#5 - South Carolina (5) - No change, although they have now lost.
#6 - Florida (4) - Florida falls two spots, don't know how much is due to QB injury.
#7 - Auburn (9) - Got to move Auburn up two slots after beating SC.
#8 - Tennessee (7) - Falls one spot, still pretty good team.
#9 - Mississippi State (8) - Maybe we all drank the Dan Mullen kool-aid to early.
#10 - Vanderbilt (10) - No change
#11 - Mississippi (11) - No change
#12 - Kentucky (12) - Is it basketball season yet?
Interested to hear your opinions.
Friday, October 7, 2011
Picks o the week!!
Fatten your Wallet
Bosie St -21.5
Make it a SUPER COD LOCK because I am board too. The Broncos are way too much for the valley kids. I also like the over in this game.
Oklahoma -10.5
I can't imagine how well Bob Stoops is using thae fact that the Boomer Sooners have dropped from 1st to 3rd without losing a game to motivate these guys. While Mack Brown is busy playing the QB shuffle Landry and Co. will be raining points from the sky
Maryland -15
If this game drops below 2 TDs run like hell. Maryland's O will be the best GT has played all year and Maryland has put up points against better D's than Tech. I think Maryland is better than NC ST and almost as good as NC. Even if Tech gets up big early you should he ok with a back door cover courtesy of Al Groh.
Book it now pick: FSU -10.5*
That asterik is for EJ Manuel who heard would probably play this week. IF he does throw your 401k on this one. If he doesn't I still like it but just enough to throw a quarter on it.
Cod Locks
Starting tonight.
Boise State laying 3 TD’s. Kellen Moore looked like shit last week and he will not make that same mistake twice. He got sacked for the first time all year and the Line is pissed! Bosie State Skull Fucks Fresno Tonight. Mark It Down!!
UCLA ran into a RED HOT Andrew Luck last weekend and I believe they bounce back with a win over a SHIT Tay Washington State team. UCLA –3 1/2.
West Virginia is finally healthy after getting bitched slapped and prison raped by LSU. DH is putting up points trying to make the case that WVU is the real mother fuckin deal and should be getting considered for the SEC. He has the full support of the Admin and they lay beat down on UCONN. WVU –19 1/2
Slay your Bookie Picks......
#1 - Boise State -20.5
The Broncos should manhandle Pat Hill's boys from Fresno State tonight on the west coast. Ole Miss just beat Fresno and scored at will against them. This one will probably get ugly, so take the Smurfs.
#2 - UGA -2
What kind of Cod Lock post would this be if I didn't include the Dawgs. If my version of the top SEC teams is correct, this should be a win. I think it will be a close game early, with the Dawgs winning by 10-19 points by the end of the game.
#3 - Syracuse -10
The cuse is a better team than they were 2-3 years ago and they are up against a bad Tulane team who has lost consecutive games to Duke and Army. Both of those games were not even close. Take the Orangemen here for an easy cover.
And now ladies and gentleman, the pick that should cost you $100/person, I give for free. That's right the DAGGER PICK. If you want to pick up some disposable income, then put your money on this pick. You can thank me later by buying and grilling me a nice steak and putting plenty of beers in my belly free of charge. Here we go....
Take the Arizona Wildcats -2 vs. Oregon State. Both teams come in with losing records, (1-4) and (0-4) respectively. But listen to the last four opponents AZ has played...Oklahoma St., Stanford, Oregon, USC. You think they are gonna feel like this team they are battling Saturday hits as hard, runs as fast as those teams? Nick Foles (AZ QB) is really throwing the ball around and Mike Stoops will get his team to play hard and win this game, period. Take the Wildcats and make it a great Saturday. (Warning - Dagger Pick's all time record 0-1.)